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1. 2020-05-07 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #61
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Because that's retarded.
   
   Why dont I open a store called "I'm a retarded person and I sell gloves and hats here?"

   
   It's even worse than opening a poutine restaurant called Razpoutine
   
   📞📞📞 Hello yes Mr Government I'm going to legally register my business establishment for years and years under a mediocre, full sentence pun.
2. 2020-05-07 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #62
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Are there any well established pun-named restaurants?
   
   I feel like there have been a handful that try around here and they almost always immediately go out of business. I mean it's important to have a good name for your restaurant, I guess, but obviously people mostly care about what's inside.
   
   Yhats why I like going to shit dive bar's downtown. The Empire. The Bismarck. Rick's. Vick's. Speck's. Woody's. They all keep it simple, and they pour their drinks as doubles when you order a single. As it should be.
   
   "No, JANET, I dont wanna go out to eat at La Pasta Da's winer and diner again. Fucking 40 dollar plate of noodles and chicken with some alfredo FUCKING sauce and oh hey I'll take that craft beer on tap yeah the one 12oz one that costs 12 dollars and tastes like woodchips and hot sand, with the EARTHY TONES, yeah that one"
   
   We can go downtown, to the Empire, and get absolutely fucking trashed for the same price and then swing through taco bell on the way home or some shit.
3. 2020-05-07 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #63
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Alfredo sauce is good you mongrel
4. 2020-05-07 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Alfredo sauce is good you mongrel

   
   I dont disagree.
5. 2020-05-07 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #65
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Are there any well established pun-named restaurants?
   
   I feel like there have been a handful that try around here and they almost always immediately go out of business. I mean it's important to have a good name for your restaurant, I guess, but obviously people mostly care about what's inside.
   
   Yhats why I like going to shit dive bar's downtown. The Empire. The Bismarck. Rick's. Vick's. Speck's. Woody's. They all keep it simple, and they pour their drinks as doubles when you order a single. As it should be.
   
   "No, JANET, I dont wanna go out to eat at La Pasta Da's winer and diner again. Fucking 40 dollar plate of noodles and chicken with some alfredo FUCKING sauce and oh hey I'll take that craft beer on tap yeah the one 12oz one that costs 12 dollars and tastes like woodchips and hot sand, with the EARTHY TONES, yeah that one"
   
   We can go downtown, to the Empire, and get absolutely fucking trashed for the same price and then swing through taco bell on the way home or some shit.

   
   I remember a chicken restaurant in Louisiana called "Hot Cock"
6. 2020-05-07 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #66
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ORACLE I remember a chicken restaurant in Louisiana called "Hot Cock"

   
   It's a place like that that grabs your attention but you only end up going there once.
   
   I think the only establishments that can really pull it off are strip clubs. Like The Titty Twister.
7. 2020-05-07 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #67
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ It's a place like that that grabs your attention but you only end up going there once.
   
   I think the only establishments that can really pull it off are strip clubs. Like The Titty Twister.

   
   "Steak and Shake" would be a good pun for a strip club with decent food.
8. 2020-05-07 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ We can go downtown, to the Empire, and get absolutely fucking trashed for the same price and then swing through taco bell on the way home or some shit.

   
   drinking and driving thru taco bell is the #1 cause of death in North America yankee
9. 2020-05-09 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #69
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE "Steak and Shake" would be a good pun for a strip club with decent food.

   
   I'm more into Five Guys myself.
10. 2020-05-09 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #70
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm more into Five Guys myself.

    
    But their whole Nam einclides burgers and fries ;(