2020-05-05 at 8:52 PM UTC
how do people not gain 100 lbs smoking daily? Seriously! The kitchen is pretty empty right now, so I ate some really weird stuff.
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2020-05-05 at 9:08 PM UTC
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Honestly I think it’s because I’m pretty active... I have a hard time being still even when I should be unfortunately...
2020-05-05 at 11:05 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
so you are andy dick in disguise? or is that napleon? fuck i need help here people
2020-05-05 at 11:11 PM UTC
Candy pass the blunt
*tokes
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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2020-05-06 at 5:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
What sucks is I won’t be able to see or hold her until this pandemic lets up. As long as we’re testing Covid patients I can’t chance it.
Thats okay! You can always video chat and see the newborn all ugly in real time.
My grandpa has cancer and is dying. He wanted to see my nieces and when my aunt told him no he was like
"just bring them outside so i can look at them through the window"
broke my heart so i helped teach everyone how to Skype
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2020-05-06 at 11:01 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
my back hurts, my feet stink and I don't luv Jesus
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2020-05-06 at 11:27 AM UTC
Sounds like the title to an edgy country/rap album.
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2020-05-06 at 9:39 PM UTC
I’m home and alive. Been a long day.
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