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  1. Are you in the manure business?
  2. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    lol.

    no, I am not.


    In giving a greeting card, do you buy one that is blank to personalize yourself or one that has print that expresses what you want to say- for you?
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t My children

    Heya doll face.
    No, no bugs with intent



    What is your definition of living?

    the big bucks? and fast women, lots of cheap booze?
  4. Originally posted by Netflxchillr lol.

    no, I am not.


    In giving a greeting card, do you buy one that is blank to personalize yourself or one that has print that expresses what you want to say- for you?

    I'm not a greeting card kinda gal. When I was young I use to make cards and write poetry. But I have an aversion to paper and the post office ... so I avoid both.

    When and where was your last real vacation?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs I'm not a greeting card kinda gal. When I was young I use to make cards and write poetry. But I have an aversion to paper and the post office … so I avoid both.

    When and where was your last real vacation?

    idk if a road trip counts as a vacation....if so, july of 2006. If not....... sometime in 2000 probably.

    samesies.
  6. Wow ... that’s too bad, Casper. Maybe setting a destination as a goal would get you to the next level in your life. It’s time.

    October 2017 was sort of a vacation to Illinois. My partners mother has an incredible home and property there. But an actual vacation, was 2010 to cancún for 10 days.


    Who did you spend last Christmas with and was it a good time?
  7. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    My employees at work. I was blessed, they got me a very nice necklace.

    What is one thing you look forward to every year
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    taking my jeeps out of winter storage

    what was the last expensive (subjective, i know) item you regret buying and why
  9. Hosting the holidays, especially Christmas making it over the top for the grands 💕

    Oops .... my new blazer. I love it, but it’s expensive and I don’t need the extra expense right now

    What is your most fond childhood memory - and how old were you (3-18 yrs old)
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Hosting the holidays, especially Christmas making it over the top for the grands 💕

    Oops …. my new blazer. I love it, but it’s expensive and I don’t need the extra expense right now

    What is your most fond childhood memory - and how old were you (3-18 yrs old)

    Christmas before my parents divorced.

    How many penises have you had inside of you?
  11. Emmm at 1 time?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Emmm at 1 time?

    In total.
  13. Do all holes count?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Do all holes count?

    Just vag.

    Maybe ass too... It depends on just how frequently...

    Let's stick with just vag for now.
  15. Can I omit 1 year? 2012-2013?
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Can I omit 1 year? 2012-2013?

    Ok fine, you can omit that particular era.

    Just gimme a number.
  17. 4

    How many dicks have you had in any of your holes
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs 4

    How many dicks have you had in any of your holes

    Yeah fucking right.

    Aren't you at least in your 40s?

    That's a dick per decade.

    That shit is just plain unrealistic.
  19. ^^ you forgot to

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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs ^^ you forgot to

    A. Answer the question
    B. Ask a question

    Ok...

    I've had zero dicks in my holes.

    And I'm not even lying to preserve some kind of heteronormativitiy...

    I've had my schlong up inside a dude's mouth more than once.

    But no dick in mine.

    I also had a finger in my asshole once.

    Just kinda being straight honest here.

    Question for next person:
    How do you define sex?
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