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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I love this girl. Very rare for me not to dislike a woman and see a video like this, of this length, to the end. Favorite parts:

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=6m49s

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=12m44s

    Non-romantic love, love for the lulz. She also looks and sounds amusingly similar to a younger xannex.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh crap, you're one of them!

    Could you tell us how accurate this video is, from an insider perspective? How to identify a jedi:



    Also, does that girl make you feel conflicted?
  4. Ugh, I can't believe you're falling for that shit, Malice.

    I know her type. Trailer trash shit who likes hitler on the shallow fact that it's edgy to do so. Probably takes huge, disgusting shits and brags about them (EDIT: and doesn't wipe properly, or clean the toilet bowl if there's skid marks). Will end up pregnant in a year at most to a guy who understandably can't stand the bitch.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, don't worry, I just find it amusing. Could well be some deep level trolling.
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    l8
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    WHERE, SPECIFICALLY, N3WB?!?!?!?!


    wot do u mean were they farm the corns from dead infants in china then ship it out in blaxk plastic bags in2 every modvie scene theater in da worl D
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I love this girl. Very rare for me not to dislike a woman and see a video like this, of this length, to the end. Favorite parts:

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=6m49s

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=12m44s

    Non-romantic love, love for the lulz. She also looks and sounds amusingly similar to a younger xannex.

    10/10 I'd wife her,
  9. The cute girl at my work has kids. AAAaaaand I am no longer attracted to HER anymore.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Good man, women are dangerous, particularly those that have demonstrated their predisposition toward breeding.

    "Kids?! Back away, not today, Disco Lady!"



    Discriminating against women who have children, regardless of what the harpies shriek, is a good thing. They deserve to be treated as pariahs and ostracized.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm practicing sharpening knives, it's harder than you might think

    sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I take my knife out and try to slice through a bunch of pubes to guage how sharp it is

    on the plus side I'm getting them pretty sharp, almost sharp enough to shave with

    on the other, it looks like my dick has alopecia
  12. Discriminating against women who have children, regardless of what the harpies shriek, is a good thing. They deserve to be treated as pariahs and ostracized.


    Yup and I always skip them on online dating profiles. I notice they always put it at the BOTTOM of a long rant about themselves like fuck I read all that to see "MY KID IS MUH LIFE", they are such tricksters. I bet thats how they got the kid in the first place they probably waited a few months and then said they were pregnant so theres no chance of reversing it or anything, and they always claim they are catholic or highly religious when they are pregnant when they never hinted about it ever before there was a human growing inside them. It's probably just the biological survival instincts kicking in "If I lie, I will have more control over people".
  13. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF DHC WHICH I NEVER DO ANYMORE COS THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE AND KNOCKED OVER THE GLASS I WAS CWE'ING IT INTO. FUCK MY LIFE. I thought I was guna get high tonight :( :( :(
  14. I can't exactly go back to pharmacies and be like, yo sorry I lost the box I bought an hour ago, sell me another one
  15. I just got reported to the facebook police for trolling some shitty xenophobic douche chick. They think it's ok to be xenophobic against half my of my ancestry, but you post their address and they get all pissy about it
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    wat do u think abuot the man who has the kid tho
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF DHC WHICH I NEVER DO ANYMORE COS THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE AND KNOCKED OVER THE GLASS I WAS CWE'ING IT INTO. FUCK MY LIFE. I thought I was guna get high tonight :( :( :(


    eat the tissue paper or get pyre dhc for 50 p1 pond eash
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    500th day of sobriety I feel alright i guess
  19. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF DHC WHICH I NEVER DO ANYMORE COS THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE AND KNOCKED OVER THE GLASS I WAS CWE'ING IT INTO. FUCK MY LIFE. I thought I was guna get high tonight :( :( :(


    wus dhc?
  20. dihydrocodiene, I think.

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