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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo yes thats what friends have told me about eating before fajr. The first days are the hardest. Im hoping a better lifestyle comes in a few days and makes it easier. My girlfriend was counting down the days untim Ramadan and dreading it because she knows how "Hangry" I can get, although so far so good. Youre right protein is key and I usually go light on protein for breakfast so a pre dawn suhr of meat might coast me through the day

    You shouldn't be feeling weak or hungry or letting it affect your mood most days. It shouldn't become a problem to get to sunset. If you cannot do so while maintaining your well being, don't feel the need to try to fast. It's not mandatory for the infirm.

    Fasting in Ramadan is not supposed to be punishment or a trial. God isn't going to stand over you with a whip. It is a personal challenge. The only judge who will ever give you feedback or adjust to yours, is yourself.
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Id like to see if i could do a week long water only fast, it makes me pissed off im such a weak fat faggot that i eat constantly whenever ifeel bad. Fortunately i was authentic as fuck and also fostered a heroin addiction, bc admitting that i was addicted to food would be fucking GAYYY.
  3. Originally posted by CASPER Id like to see if i could do a week long water only fast, it makes me pissed off im such a weak fat faggot that i eat constantly whenever ifeel bad. Fortunately i was authentic as fuck and also fostered a heroin addiction, bc admitting that i was addicted to food would be fucking GAYYY.

    "im bulimic"

    "oh"

    "but i only started after heroin"

    "good god you poor thing"
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah it eally kinda puts me up there on the intersectional victim heirarchy. I mean white and straight weights heavily against me, but fat disabled mentally ill heroin addict from a single parent household is my ace in the hole.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Id like to see if i could do a week long water only fast, it makes me pissed off im such a weak fat faggot that i eat constantly whenever ifeel bad. Fortunately i was authentic as fuck and also fostered a heroin addiction, bc admitting that i was addicted to food would be fucking GAYYY.

    If you have water on the menu, anything is possible
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah it eally kinda puts me up there on the intersectional victim heirarchy. I mean white and straight weights heavily against me, but fat disabled mentally ill heroin addict from a single parent household is my ace in the hole.

    Sorry, white cis maleness is heavier than 200lb of adipose tissue.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    DONT SHIT ON MY DREAMS DAD
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER DONT SHIT ON MY DREAMS DAD

    It's pretty funny that white people don't have their Nigger, so now you can help racist to them and disregard their problems all day and there's not even a line-crosser.


    Social 2020 brand justice
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah i offered to help black people on facebook come up with some better epihets bc i geuinely felt bad that they were stuck with having to call me “mayonnaise ass nigga” hundreds of times. lol.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah i offered to help black people on facebook come up with some better epihets bc i geuinely felt bad that they were stuck with having to call me “mayonnaise ass nigga” hundreds of times. lol.

    goy
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yeah theye not too tuned in to the chosen people shtick. Well except the black hebrew isrealites. They are just wonderful.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i got home and found out there was no ice for my drinks. i was so pissed. I ended up getting all the blu ice packs for my back, putting thosein a bucket, and outting the gin and vodka in there, lol.


    That junkie resourcefulness. STILL GOT IT.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER yeah theye not too tuned in to the chosen people shtick. Well except the black hebrew isrealites. They are just wonderful.

    it's the only thing I can think of as being genuinely insulting because it's issued from a group in a position of superiority
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah idk about you but if some joo ever tried to say something disparaging to me, id just have to laugh because id be hearing woody allens whiny effeminate voice in my head.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Laos i just was reading the wikipedia on ramadan fasting n saw this

    [quote)“If one does not fit into any category of exemption and breaks the fast out of forgetfulness, the fast is still valid. Intentionally breaking the fast voids it, and the person must make up for the entire day later. If one breaks the fast intentionally or through consensual sexual intercoursethe transgressor must make up for the day by fasting for sixty consecutive days, freeing a slave or feeding sixty people in need.[2]”

    lol rape is cool
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER i got home and found out there was no ice for my drinks. i was so pissed. I ended up getting all the blu ice packs for my back, putting thosein a bucket with ice, and outting the gin and vodka in there, lol.


    That junkie resourcefulness. STILL GOT IT.

    Loa

    This reminds me

    I used to brew iced tea, which ended up hot as fuck, and took forever to cool down

    So I put the whole pitcher into a roaster pan, packed the blue ice packs in and filled in with cold water to allow thermal exchange
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    sex was noth agreed upon it was very spur of the moment she was just looking scrumptious in her hijab and i had 2 smash
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Pitcher shattered into a billion pieces due to thermal shock but whatever, it would have worked with a plastic pitcher. So I count it.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Loa

    This reminds me

    I used to brew iced tea, which ended up hot as fuck, and took forever to cool down

    So I put the whole pitcher into a roaster pan, packed the blue ice packs in and filled in with cold water to allow thermal exchange

    Yeah dude it worked surprisingly well. If id been smart i wouldve put saltin the walter
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Laos i just was reading the wikipedia on ramadan fasting n saw this

    [quote)“If one does not fit into any category of exemption and breaks the fast out of forgetfulness, the fast is still valid. Intentionally breaking the fast voids it, and the person must make up for the entire day later. If one breaks the fast intentionally or through consensual sexual intercoursethe transgressor must make up for the day by fasting for sixty consecutive days, freeing a slave or feeding sixty people in need.[2]”

    lol rape is cool

    It's more that rape can't force you out of a fast

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