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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    I got the same feelings when I was in my 20s, it seemed like girls bodies matured way earlier. I couldn’t believe the boobs on 13 yr olds.

    I think we just perceive it that way because we are removed from it. IDK
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah theyre objectively pretty but more than anything i just wanna coach their softball team and teach them how to chop someone in the throat.

    I wanna be a dad for like....6 months.
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  3. Originally posted by Technologist I got the same feelings when I was in my 20s, it seemed like girls bodies matured way earlier. I couldn’t believe the boobs on 13 yr olds.

    I think we just perceive it that way because we are removed from it. IDK

    Actually there's been some studies on it and it doesnt appear to be purely in our heads.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2012/oct/25/early-puberty-growing-up-faster

    I have a feeling it can probably be linked to increasing obesity and better nutrition. Like yeah we eat a lot of fat and sugar but everything is fortified with vitamins now and we didnt have that 100 years ago. Poor people no longer starve, they get fat.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Theres apparently a bunch of esteogens and hormone modulators in dairy, plasticsand a bunch of other stuff.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    carpet heroin
  6. At least modern plastics anyway
  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace At least modern plastics anyway

    Oh fuck me i just edited all the content out of that post
  8. Anyway modern plastic doesn't leak like people think. It contains estrogens but the release is negligible and below the threshold amount. Broccoli will introduce more estrogens. Not that it matters anyway because the phytoestrogens in most plants dont really raise estrogen levels anyway. The MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING shit is a meme
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    I watched The Elephant man with John Hurt & Anthony Hopkins.

    Great film, I felt like crying. Poor bastard.
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no it is true though. he put on this movie for suspence for us as part of theclass he claimed other students made it in the past as an example of suspense. this 13 yr old girlw as playing outside touching water with her tos and getting in touch with her inner self wnd sexuality. thsn this fst like middle aged dude started salivating voer her and aksing her for directions and chasing her around. as he showed us this movie he was looking st us and seeing our emotions like admiring it or just analyzing it maybe even smirking.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol I guess he retired:
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Technologist I got the same feelings when I was in my 20s, it seemed like girls bodies matured way earlier. I couldn’t believe the boobs on 13 yr olds.

    I think we just perceive it that way because we are removed from it. IDK

    how do you know I am removed from it?
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Saaalstice (Giuseppe Fargo) said Larabars suck and i thought he was just hating but no. they do SUCK except the cookie dough which really tastes like black cherries. i got some nasty ass apple pie ones. GROSS.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Saaalstice (Giuseppe Fargo) said Larabars suck and i thought he was just hating but no. they do SUCK except the cookie dough which really tastes like black cherries. i got some nasty ass apple pie ones. GROSS.

    thegluten free nut n seed larabars are dank as fuck.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Saaalstice (Giuseppe Fargo) said Larabars suck and i thought he was just hating but no. they do SUCK except the cookie dough which really tastes like black cherries. i got some nasty ass apple pie ones. GROSS.

    get this kind. i got fat on these bc i was grubbin them like snacks

    https://www.instacart.com/kroger/products/17105222-larabar-nut-seed-dark-chocolate-almond-crunchy-bars-1-24-oz
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    man this quarantine got me cakin
    like wyclef make off haitians
    u dread the lock down like jamaican
    but Im jus in here masturbatin
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  18. Originally posted by Octavian I watched The Elephant man with John Hurt & Anthony Hopkins.

    Great film, I felt like crying. Poor bastard.

    He never even got to fuck a bitch
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Anyway modern plastic doesn't leak like people think. It contains estrogens but the release is negligible and below the threshold amount. Broccoli will introduce more estrogens. Not that it matters anyway because the phytoestrogens in most plants dont really raise estrogen levels anyway. The MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING shit is a meme

    uz all est no test fagit go suck a gay frog
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