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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats rad, I used to go to a chiro awhile back and it really helped me out. But it wasn't a cute chicken, it was a creepy old dude, lol he literally had a masonic ring on and his dick would be in my face while doing the adjustments.

    maybe its just me, but I'm not saying physical therapy / chiro adjustments can't help, but some of these people come off as quacks or will talk to you like you're a toddler just to get a money grab.

    Id take the oldest,smelliest dude in the world if he knew how to fix thing temporarily. Its embarrassing how jacked up ive gotten, but shes like late 20s, cute, freckles. Im so muscular and meaty that to get the right amount of stretch, shes got to put my leg over her shoulder and then lay on my chest. Its probably the longest conversations ive had with a gurl that didnt involve them trying to get money or heroin from me.

    Yeah im not sure if itll actuall long term either or if its just the combo of my stretching at home, gabapentin and getting used to the pain. If i had to pay out of pocket I probably wouldnt do it, but fortunately im super poor so Medi-Cal got this one covered.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ I hate people that abbreviate shit like chiro' and P.T.

    "Oh hey Karen yeah sorry I can totally meet up with you in a few hours I just have to go see my CHIRO' first and then I have a quick meeting with my P.T.

    Tee fucking hee!! Body adjustments!! Ahahahah fucking ha. Fuck you.

    Is that you son?
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I just bought a new house and a new car, suck my depression niggers
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE I just bought a new house and a new car, suck my depression niggers

    No shit? Picts niggor
  5. Originally posted by CASPER Better…ish. Leg still fucked up, but not as bad. Looking forward to seeing my cute physical therapist tomorrow. Id feel really awkward if i had to do that job.

    i hav sum tension in my inner upper thigh
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You are two codependent losers

    dependent on this DICK maybe
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    better now
  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood dependent on this DICK maybe

    You have to clarify

    Is HTS dependent on YOUR dick?

    Or are you dependent on (s)HIS dick?
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    "This" implies mine.

    At least I think thats how english works.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace i hav sum tension in my inner upper thigh

    She did so some thigh work last time, but it was still like 10 inches from my hog. I was actually kinda impressed i didnt pop chub with a cute chick laying on top of me with her hair in my face. I must be getting old. lol.
  11. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I feel good ... or so I am told
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    ^bu..butt, I thought you liked me.. taking the control! okay. no more role play!
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I will play bongos on both of ur butts like my man jorge

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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We should line up the NiS ladies' butts and play a concert.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!


  16. Originally posted by CASPER I will play bongos on both of ur butts like my man jorge


    What instrument is the guy on the right is there for? the skin flute or rusty trombone?
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What instrument is the guy on the right is there for? the skin flute or rusty trombone?

    Probably squeezes his ballsack really hard to get the high notes.
  18. Need a fat chick to be the bass drum.
  19. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Like a super star
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Starvin like Marvin.. :)
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