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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The “escorts” i knew were so dumb you could probably just tell them theres a social media challenge to wrap yourself in a tarp and lay at the bottom of a deep hole and theyd give you their phone so you could film it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well that's the new challenge. Obviously. The shoot yourself in the face and let the guy filming your rape your corpse challenge.
  3. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    As i mentioned before one of the girls who stayed with me briefly was functionally illiterate and she was like 26 goddamn years old. Ihad to write and proofread her craigslist ads like a parent checking their kids homework. i remember one thing she wrote was like “200 hundred for hour. 150 for have hour”.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER As i mentioned before one of the girls who stayed with me briefly was functionally illiterate and she was like 26 goddamn years old. Ihad to write and proofread her craigslist ads like a parent checking their kids homework. i remember one thing she wrote was like “200 hundred for hour. 150 for have hour”.

    Shoulda wrote it lowkey for friend like me like also $5 for 500 minutes
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I slap her titties every night fool

    Yeah exactly
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah. How long have you been dating this retarded tinder slut. I am almost 4 years into my relationship which is longer than anyone could ever stand being around your dry white toast ass
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah. How long have you been dating this retarded tinder slut. I am almost 4 years into my relationship which is longer than anyone could ever stand being around your dry white toast ass

    brown toast
  9. Originally posted by Netflxchillr when you fall asleep to early, and you wake up- look at the clock- and think, "oh fuck- it's only midnight?!!" feeling.

    The ONLY thing I don’t miss about a work week ... this is my regular routine at least 3 out of 5 of the work week days.
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah. How long have you been dating this retarded tinder slut. I am almost 4 years into my relationship which is longer than anyone could ever stand being around your dry white toast ass

    Idk maybe 2 months? Her fellatio game is iconic.

    You are two codependent losers who have literally no other actual options. Being forced to split rent doesn't mean you have a successful relationship. And specially neither does keeping it a long time.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    In fact some of the WORST and most abusive relationships last forever for the wrong reasons... which let's be clear, both of you have.
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ORACLE Idk maybe 2 months? Her fellatio game is iconic.

    You are two codependent losers who have literally no other actual options. Being forced to split rent doesn't mean you have a successful relationship. And specially neither does keeping it a long time.

    looks like you're pretty frothy and have never been loved.
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Bored to death at work.🥱
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Bored to death at work.🥱

    Yeah you keep saying that. Maybe if you had a job that was interesting you wouldn't be bored. But instead you just make really boring post on here.
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah you keep saying that. Maybe if you had a job that was interesting you wouldn't be bored. But instead you just make really boring post on here.

    Ok
  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Ok

    Thats what I thought, titless..
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just farted and the crack of my ass and my balls got really warm,, I may be in trouble,, if it gets cold in the next min I know i'm in trouble
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I just farted and the crack of my ass and my balls got really warm,, I may be in trouble,, if it gets cold in the next min I know i'm in trouble

    Was it a shart?
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nope were good ,, it never got cold so it werent shit
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby looks like you're pretty frothy and have never been loved.

    Shut the fuck up twink.
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