Woman Projectile Poops All Over Walmart Because She Got Caught Shoplifting

1. 2020-04-20 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I hate the ones that squirt out high pressure, like a piss stream, but it's shit.

   
   Yes very annoying...usually happens when you are bending over the toilet throwing up too...that's why I sit on the side of the tub now ass hanging over bath and pants down when I'm puking...just in case a backfiring scenario is unveiled.
2. 2020-04-20 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Then there's those shoplifters who completely evacuate all at once in the chair, in matter of less than a second. A giant cloud of hard, acidic gas rises up and quickly envelopes everything in the room. By the time you get out, your mouth and throat are coated by a thin layer of extremely unpleasant flavor.
3. 2020-04-20 at 7:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Years ago back in jolly old England my friend was burgled and right in the middle of his driveway was a pile of shit WITH toilet paper.
   
   My friend pointed it out to the cops and was perplexed by the toilet paper...the cop told him it's fairly common and that burglars often shit them selves because of nerves just before a job and so the experienced ones take toilet paper with them.
   
   I guess a pro robbed my buddy.
4. 2020-04-20 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "Bend over and I'll spray your asscrack with this here garden hose."
5. 2020-04-21 at 6:36 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Francis Galton dont be so surprised. its natural behavior.
   
   
   

   
   the evolutionary stress that gave us opposable thumb was shit flinging.
6. 2020-04-21 at 10:54 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by CandyRein Clown lol
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Francis Galton dont be so surprised. its natural behavior.
   
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Francis Galton dont be so surprised. its natural behavior.
   
   
   

   
   Talk about being a shit head... LMAO
7. 2020-04-21 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   🤭
8. 2020-04-23 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
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