Woman Projectile Poops All Over Walmart Because She Got Caught Shoplifting

1. 2020-04-20 at 12:39 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
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2. 2020-04-20 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Apparently no one is willing to click on your link, Mattchew.
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3. 2020-04-20 at 1:25 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   didn't click
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4. 2020-04-20 at 1:29 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
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5. 2020-04-20 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   https://rare.us/rare-humor/projectile-poop-walmart/
   
   
6. 2020-04-20 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   thanks brooke
7. 2020-04-20 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   how dare you guys not trust wellhung!
8. 2020-04-20 at 4 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No surprise on the color.
9. 2020-04-20 at 4:03 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Clown lol
   
   
10. 2020-04-20 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Why does that black woman have a beard?
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    • aldra
11. 2020-04-20 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The report notes that when “Ms. Brown” learned she was being placed under arrest, she stood up and started “screaming in an unidentified language.”
    
    “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defacating all over the office,” the report reads. “[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”
    
    After putting Dearing in cuffs, she became combative and tried to pull away from officers before again defacating at the entrance of the Walmart.
    
    Been there, seen that.
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    • CASPER
12. 2020-04-20 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jeez, I wonder what she'd been eating.
13. 2020-04-20 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ironically, Ex-lax and stool softener were two of the items she stole.
14. 2020-04-20 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ironically, Ex-lax and stool softener were two of the items she stole.

    
    Clearly she had another shopping spree planned.
15. 2020-04-20 at 4:42 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clearly she had another shopping spree planned.

    
    She was waiting for a diarrhea day.
16. 2020-04-20 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you ever see her coming at you running backwards...
17. 2020-04-20 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    That's fucking nasty.
18. 2020-04-20 at 5:09 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pillpopper That's fucking nasty.

    
    Blame all those people who bought up all the toilet roll.
19. 2020-04-20 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Blame all those people who bought up all the toilet roll.

    
    Lol. I have read about weird shit but this is nuts. Why would someone even think to do this. I hope she faces serious charges for it
20. 2020-04-20 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I hate the ones that squirt out high pressure, like a piss stream, but it's shit.