2020-04-20 at 7:25 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Then there's those shoplifters who completely evacuate all at once in the chair, in matter of less than a second. A giant cloud of hard, acidic gas rises up and quickly envelopes everything in the room. By the time you get out, your mouth and throat are coated by a thin layer of extremely unpleasant flavor.
2020-04-20 at 7:28 PM UTC
Years ago back in jolly old England my friend was burgled and right in the middle of his driveway was a pile of shit WITH toilet paper.
My friend pointed it out to the cops and was perplexed by the toilet paper...the cop told him it's fairly common and that burglars often shit them selves because of nerves just before a job and so the experienced ones take toilet paper with them.
I guess a pro robbed my buddy.
2020-04-20 at 7:53 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"Bend over and I'll spray your asscrack with this here garden hose."