2017-02-18 at 10:20 PM UTC
Extract it, evap off the water, extract it again and then jab it in your ass, IM style
2017-02-18 at 10:20 PM UTC
You ever bought codeine linctus from a pharmacy?
2017-02-18 at 10:52 PM UTC
no i nevr payd for shittedst drug
2017-02-18 at 11:37 PM UTC
Lanny, have you ever seen Everclear sold in a store around here? I think I may just get a flask for when I want to spike my drink when out.
I've got a hankering for the $5 cravings deal from Taco Bell. I didn't know they still had it because it's no longer on the website or app, it's an insane value at 1500+ calories. You get all this:
Burrito Supreme: $3.19
Cheesy Gordita Crunch: $2.99
Crunchy Taco: $1.39
Chips w/ Nacho Cheese: $1.39
Medium Soda: $1.89 ($1.00 during happier hour)
Total: $10.85 plus tax
Price of all items in new box deal: $5.00 plus tax
Planning to waltz in there at 4:20
2017-02-18 at 11:44 PM UTC
My local bevmo always has it in stock. Spiking drinks is dumb though, especially if you're just out and about on your own time. Get a flask and some decent bourbon.
2017-02-18 at 11:46 PM UTC
spike ur drink with etizolam
2017-02-19 at 12:08 AM UTC
Drink it enough and you get used to it
2017-02-19 at 12:16 AM UTC
Also forgot I had investment income, so uncle sam got to fuck me on that too. Any of yall have opinions on roth iras? It'd be nice to dodge a little tax on earnings but not being able to touch it until I'm 60 is pretty gay, maybe I've just been reading too many reject posts but I'm not wholly convinced I'm going to live that long.
2017-02-19 at 12:17 AM UTC
You can always invest your money in me and I "promise" not to touch it til you're 60
2017-02-19 at 2:37 AM UTC
Roth IRAs are a great idea if you can afford to contribute towards it. But if you aren't comfortable with essentially tossing your money into a black box for the next 35 years think about doing a standard IRA, which offers more flexibility.
2017-02-19 at 2:47 AM UTC
Drinking for the first time in 2017. My former chronic alcoholism only feels justified when I'm drinking. Cheers brahs.
2017-02-19 at 4:54 AM UTC
No, wait...it was a while ago, but I'm not sure I was if I was researching tax dodging or flat out money laundering. IIRC one popular method may have been registering a corporation in Belize or somewhere. Anyway, I think at the very least it was a method to avoid taxes on any ROI.
2017-02-19 at 5:18 AM UTC
i was the founder of the totse militia
2017-02-19 at 5:39 AM UTC
I haven't really ever been employed by anyone else so I have no experience whatsoever with 401Ks but I believe depending on your provider, the regular IRA will have options to withdraw some money without paying the 10% penalty fee because of looser regulations than Roths.
However I would honestly 100% recommend actually walking down to a Vanguard or something and actually talk to someone about it, I think