2020-04-22 at 11:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting
how the fuck was there a movie on this. he crawled into a hole and died, the end
follow suit
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2020-04-22 at 12:53 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I wonder if you could get your head stuck in a vagina and die.
2020-04-22 at 1:41 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
The pics and diagrams give me the heebie geebies.
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2020-04-22 at 3:28 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Back in the old days, they used to install a long string in the caskets tied to a bell above ground, so people buried alive could pull the string and try and signal someone to dig them out. Sadly, many of the graveyards were in remote areas, so no one could hear the bell clanging away.
2020-04-22 at 3:30 PM UTC
Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
That's what Utah gets for being a bunch of mormon bimbos
2020-04-22 at 4:45 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Yelling into a breathing tube for days, until you're hoarse and can no longer cry out when someone actually does walk by. Just a whisper.
2020-04-22 at 5:18 PM UTC
why is it necessary to bury someone 6 ft and not less. Seems like an unnecessary depth
2020-04-22 at 6:32 PM UTC
Well the good news is in about 5000 years he'll probably be a museum exhibit. Much like those dudes found in peat bogs like the dude named "Lindow Man"...this guy will be called "Concrete Colin".
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