The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-20 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #2641
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
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   • aldra
2. 2020-04-22 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #2642
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   FARGO 😂😂😂
3. 2020-04-22 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #2643
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   I wish my stomach would shrink every time I took a shit.
4. 2020-04-22 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #2644
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Semiazas I wish my stomach would shrink every time I took a shit.

   
   rub poo in your abcess and it will grow an avocado tree
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   • Semiazas
5. 2020-04-22 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #2645
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   so when people lick assholes how come they dont grow that on their tounges?
6. 2020-04-22 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #2646
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by Wariat so when people like assholes how come they dont grow that on their tounges?

   
   SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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   • CASPER
7. 2020-04-22 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #2647
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Wariat so when people like assholes how come they dont grow that on their tounges?

   
   When your mom dropped you down a staircase headfirst as in infant did it hurt?
8. 2020-04-23 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #2648
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   The subtle and exponentially increasing homosexuality through this video is exactly the kind of thing that gets my nipples hard
   
   
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   • ORACLE
9. 2020-04-23 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #2649
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The subtle and exponentially increasing homosexuality through this video is exactly the kind of thing that gets my nipples hard
   
   

   
   I clicked a random point point and it was immmesly gay §m£ÂgØL lured me into thinking it wouldnt be gay by mentioning homosexuality and hard nipples
10. 2020-04-23 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #2650
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I clicked a random point point and it was immmesly gay §m£ÂgØL lured me into thinking it wouldnt be gay by mentioning homosexuality and hard nipples

    
    Nah faggot. You read it was gay and you wanted the gay, so you clicked on the gay.
    
    And be honest, you didn't just click at a random point either. You watched the entire thing. And you came.
11. 2020-04-23 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #2651
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d62a6c444cb9
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    • Sudo
12. 2020-04-23 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #2652
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    It's gay porn, you know it is. And you're going to click it anyway because you're a flaming homosexual, Sudo.
13. 2020-04-23 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #2653
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I Love you
14. 2020-04-23 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #2654
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I Love gay porn

15. 2020-04-23 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #2655
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I do not as strong an affinity towards graphic design as I do towards you Mr. Contreras
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16. 2020-04-23 at 9:06 AM UTC

    #2656
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Is reject dead? Codiene od?
17. 2020-04-23 at 9:40 AM UTC

    #2657
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    how the fuck would a person even OD on codeine unless youre a 2 week old?
18. 2020-04-23 at 11:30 AM UTC

    #2658
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    The ibuprofen in it
19. 2020-04-23 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #2659
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Id believe that more than codeine. Or unless someone was one of those opiate supermetabolizers.
20. 2020-04-23 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #2660
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The ibuprofen in it

    
    nah it'll make you vomit yourself retarded before it'll hurt anything past your stomach