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  1. Originally posted by WellHung It's a Chicago specialty, Douglas, and the best frozen pizza I've ever had. If you were to ever try it, you would think the same. I know you love your pizza pies. Just as Texas is known for its barbecue, this metro area is known for their pizza. Home Run Inn is incredible. Crunchy, flaky buttery crust. The best ingredients. You probably don't carry them in your grocery stores because you're a 1000 miles away… However, I highly suggest you order some online…u surely wont regret it.👍

    Lol Home Run Inn is not at all a 'Chicago' pizza. Their frozen pizza is good and eating at the restaurant is even better, but their pizza is thin as hell. TBH I didn't even know they were Chicago based until now.

    If you want a Chicago pizza you go to somewhere like Lou Malnati's. Thick, buttery, and flaky crust with a soft interior. The sauce should be flavorful and the ingredients should be numerous. If you can eat it without a fork and a knife, you fucked up and went to the wrong place.

    I've eaten supposedly 'good' pizza in other states and it's just not anywhere near as good. I'm sure you CAN find good pizza elsewhere (not AS good) but Chicago has an abundance of fantastic pizza that isn't some gourmet shit you'll be paying out the ass for. Even our shitty pizza is pretty good. Chicago has more pizza places per sq mile than anywhere else in the world. Actually that's probably not true I just made it up but it's better than the shitty pizza they serve in Austin that's for sure.
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Probably best to go to bed with all the intellectuals comin out here, there, everywhere. I just can't...handle that real shit. Sorry to the guys that miss me but some are so so overpowering with their words, thoughts...
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol Home Run Inn is not at all a 'Chicago' pizza. Their frozen pizza is good and eating at the restaurant is even better, but their pizza is thin as hell. TBH I didn't even know they were Chicago based until now.

    If you want a Chicago pizza you go to somewhere like Lou Malnati's. Thick, buttery, and flaky crust with a soft interior. The sauce should be flavorful and the ingredients should be numerous. If you can eat it without a fork and a knife, you fucked up and went to the wrong place.

    I've eaten supposedly 'good' pizza in other states and it's just not anywhere near as good. I'm sure you CAN find good pizza elsewhere (not AS good) but Chicago has an abundance of fantastic pizza that isn't some gourmet shit you'll be paying out the ass for. Even our shitty pizza is pretty good. Chicago has more pizza places per sq mile than anywhere else in the world. Actually that's probably not true I just made it up but it's better than the shitty pizza they serve in Austin that's for sure.

    You've never been to Austin.. so.. you're talking out of your ass again.. we have most popular pizzerias in the nation here.. so..
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    making a shadow puppet of a mako shark/snapping turtle with my hand wrapped in a blanket
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Getting ready for work!
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rollin a couple of joints for work today,, gotta do a bunch of bondo work to some siding so being high as fuck will only help
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol Home Run Inn is not at all a 'Chicago' pizza. Their frozen pizza is good and eating at the restaurant is even better, but their pizza is thin as hell. TBH I didn't even know they were Chicago based until now.

    If you want a Chicago pizza you go to somewhere like Lou Malnati's. Thick, buttery, and flaky crust with a soft interior. The sauce should be flavorful and the ingredients should be numerous. If you can eat it without a fork and a knife, you fucked up and went to the wrong place.

    I've eaten supposedly 'good' pizza in other states and it's just not anywhere near as good. I'm sure you CAN find good pizza elsewhere (not AS good) but Chicago has an abundance of fantastic pizza that isn't some gourmet shit you'll be paying out the ass for. Even our shitty pizza is pretty good. Chicago has more pizza places per sq mile than anywhere else in the world. Actually that's probably not true I just made it up but it's better than the shitty pizza they serve in Austin that's for sure.


    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Run_Inn&ved=2ahUKEwisjrOwtPToAhWBGs0KHe1oCZMQFjAbegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw1u7SVtUxNxDcrns_naA4A2&cshid=1587296566929

    Home Run Inn is a restaurant chain known for their Chicago-style pizza as well as frozen pizzas. Home Run Inn is headquartered in Woodridge, Illinois of the United States.[1]

    Woodridge is a Chicago suburb.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL, Chicago - style pizza is not solely deep dish. If you were indigenous to this area, you would know that. Illegal immigrants don't educate me about my hometown... it's the opposite.👍
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    TOOK THAT SPIC TO PIZZA COLLEGE
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER TOOK THAT SPIC TO PIZZA COLLEGE

    🤭😏
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER TOOK THAT SPIC TO PIZZA COLLEGE

    You look so handsome in that mask, Casper.😍
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Woodridge is a Chicago suburb.

    I.e. not Chicago
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE I.e. not Chicago

    We call the metro area Chicagoland. It's all one unit for our purposes
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung You look so handsome in that mask, Casper.😍

    It slims the face fat. Respirators/masks are going to be very haute coture next year.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    leaving for work,, it should be warm enough to bondo when I get to town
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung We call the metro area Chicagoland. It's all one unit for our purposes

    No it isnt. Chicagoland ain't Chicago. If you say you are from Chicago, someone asks "what part?" and you say "Schaumburg", they will laugh in your fucking face.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fuck. the sun is coming up.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Vaping old weed. “dat gas” as the young people would say.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My last weed order couple years or so ago:

    “Give me an eighth of everything you have thats purple. The purpler the better”

    lol
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