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  1. Gonna make homemade bread:

    Jalapeño and cheese
    Spinach and Feta
    Pepperoni and sundried tomato
  2. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stopffs Gonna make homemade bread:

    Jalapeño and cheese
    Spinach and Feta
    Pepperoni and sundried tomato

    do you use a bread machine? Sffs? or a bread pan?
  3. I made some beer bread last weekend with a can of beer that was 2yrs passed it's sellby date (I have about 20 of them in my fridge from before I stopped drinking). It was ok I suppose.

    3 cups flour
    1/4 cup sugar
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1 x 12oz beer
    1/2 stick of butter melted.

    mix it all up, put in baking container...pour melted butter over the top...bake 375F for 40 mins - 1hr.

    Eat it in one sitting and then look in the mirror and say "why why why do you do this to yourself"...while crying.

    Delicious.
  4. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    you needed delicious bread?
    so, you've been lying to us all this time then?


    *disgusted at your lack of & confessed disingenuousness of self hatred.
  5. I'm making 2 this weekend...there will be tears.
  6. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    not enough, i'm sure!


    *so much for the "real man" angle... cuz I thought they- bawled? sp. (the crying kind- before you take it in another direction completely!)
  7. I retired from being a REAL man at age 50...Now I'm a REAL old cunt...I did my bit for REAL man-ness, it's now time for others to step up and let me enjoy being miserable in my retirement.
  8. Originally posted by Netflxchillr do you use a bread machine? Sffs? or a bread pan?

    Dutch oven for baking ... I’m not optimist right now. Questioning the yeast ... I’m not having a great day ..... yet
  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I retired from being a REAL man at age 50…Now I'm a REAL old cunt…I did my bit for REAL man-ness, it's now time for others to step up and let me enjoy being miserable in my retirement.



    yah, yah..


    ok- "bread" man
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I made some beer bread last weekend with a can of beer that was 2yrs passed it's sellby date (I have about 20 of them in my fridge from before I stopped drinking). It was ok I suppose.

    3 cups flour
    1/4 cup sugar
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1 x 12oz beer
    1/2 stick of butter melted.

    mix it all up, put in baking container…pour melted butter over the top…bake 375F for 40 mins - 1hr.

    Eat it in one sitting and then look in the mirror and say "why why why do you do this to yourself"…while crying.

    Delicious.

    Do you think this would work with stuff mixed in?

    You do let it rise?
  11. Originally posted by Stopffs Do you think this would work with stuff mixed in?

    You do let it rise?

    Stuff mixed in? like what, raisins?

    Yes it rises thanks to the yeast in the beer I suspect..and the baking powder. It's still pretty "heavy" though...not light and fluffy like an angel's pubic hair.

    It's better than a kick up the ass though, as me old mum used to say.

    Try it if you have the stuff laying around.
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I made some beer bread last weekend with a can of beer that was 2yrs passed it's sellby date (I have about 20 of them in my fridge from before I stopped drinking). It was ok I suppose.

    3 cups flour
    1/4 cup sugar
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1 x 12oz beer
    1/2 stick of butter melted.

    mix it all up, put in baking container…pour melted butter over the top…bake 375F for 40 mins - 1hr.

    Eat it in one sitting and then look in the mirror and say "why why why do you do this to yourself"…while crying.

    Delicious.

    UR INTO TEH SELF HUMILITATION BS!
  13. Originally posted by Bill Krozby UR INTO TEH SELF HUMILITATION BS!

    Well someone has to bring me down a peg or two...amirite?
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well someone has to bring me down a peg or two…amirite?

    idk.. do you cry before that mirror and repent?!
  15. Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk.. do you cry before that mirror and repent?!

    Yes, and I say "this moment is the beginning of the rest of your life, what is in the past is in the past".

  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, and I say "this moment is the beginning of the rest of your life, what is in the past is in the past".


    who is that gont?
  17. Stuart Smalley
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stuart Smalley

    Looks familiar..
  19. Incognito2u African Astronaut
    It's Al Franken on SNL
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Incognito2u It's Al Franken on SNL

    ahh gotcha i haven't watched that sheeit since i was 12
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