The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-15 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #2521
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Where my bells at bitch

   
   open your town
2. 2020-04-15 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #2522
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Scrawn is online, enjoying MY bells without me.
3. 2020-04-15 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #2523
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   O
4. 2020-04-15 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #2524
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Its open
5. 2020-04-15 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #2525
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Jesus fuck lol. My wallet is not big enough
6. 2020-04-15 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #2526
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   My house is not big enough
7. 2020-04-15 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #2527
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I also have a fuck ton more minerals and a bunch of Asian k.k. songs
8. 2020-04-15 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #2528
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   The rat zodiac was a nice touch lol. Ill be on later if you're still feeling generous but I'm going to go get corona right now
9. 2020-04-15 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #2529
   

   COVID-19 Yung Blood
10. 2020-04-15 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #2530
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was gonna jack a copy of Animal Crossing from the amazon bin at work since its small and no one would ever know, but I d9nt even own a Switch.
11. 2020-04-15 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #2531
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by COVID-19

    
    o nigga u still here?
    
    *cough* fed *cough* *COUGH COUGHHH HACK*
12. 2020-04-15 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #2532
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I had a somewhat enjoyable then shit dream.
    
    Got some hawt girl pregnant. She had the baby but didn't stay with me. Something wasn't working out. I was that pissed off when I woke I tried to sleep again to somehow get answers.
    
    I was actually happy, like. It was a dream but it could have worked out.
    
    
    Why me? FML
13. 2020-04-15 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #2533
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I thought you already had a kid
14. 2020-04-15 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #2534
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Fox I thought you already had a kid

    
    Yeah and?
15. 2020-04-15 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #2535
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your dream is already a reality
16. 2020-04-15 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #2536
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Fox Your dream is already a reality

    
    No this was different.
    
    Seriously, no shit posting.
    
    I-was-happy.
    
    This is me explaining what I saw.
    
    (Shit posts will not be responded)
    
    I held my newborn daughter in my arms, I was happy. There was a breakup, (this was immediate, didn't explain what was in between), then I woke up
    
    
    FUCK!!!
    
    
    I WAS SO HAPPY!!!
    
    I am honestly blaming this on my alcohol consumption.
17. 2020-04-15 at 11 PM UTC

    #2537
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Guys I have something to tell you.
    
    
    I'm gay.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
18. 2020-04-15 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #2538
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We know
19. 2020-04-15 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #2539
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Guys I have something to tell you.
    
    
    I'm gay.

    
    Ok Bro I'm here.
    
    

    Originally posted by Fox I fuck dogs

    
    Ok Bro I'm here.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • ORACLE
20. 2020-04-16 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #2540
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Guys I have something to tell you.
    
    
    I'm gay.

    
    Yeah you are..you traveled like a hobo over to PoC's house and you tried to have a threesome.