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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ That's pretty standard no? Doesn't seem desperate.

    Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

    Your ma seems closer than she appears

    did you see that coming?
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  3. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Your ma seems closer than she appears

    did you see that coming?

    I don't get it
  4. Technologist victim of incest
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Gonna call it a night .. 💖🌌😴
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Gonna call it a night .. 💖🌌😴

    Thanks for letting me know babe. I'll allow it. Have a good sleep. Post here tomorrow and I'll decide if I approve of it or not. Jk. Love you. Egg.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    vaping .28 marijuanas to try to get back to sleep'
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    smoking cannabis and laying in bed
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah i didnt get back to bed.

    I did however get stoned,eat a box of almond cookies and read about the historical and cultural origins of asian obsession with tentacles as a proxy forthe phallus.


    time well spent im sure.
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  10. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    waiting for the sun to peak itself over the tree line sipping☕️.
  11. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    try'n ta be quiet till the girls are awake.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    6am shitposting at the methadone clinic.

    Sounds like an indie song/album

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  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Eating an Easter cupcake.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sitting in my driveway just remembering I forgot to get something...gaghhh!
    *reverses*
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    snorting adderall, smoking cannabis, and mumbling to myself.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Teaching Snowball the choreography to “Flash Dance”...
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    She’s got it ... :)



    💖
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Eating an Easter cupcake.

    Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.


    I'm sorry. I didnt mean that.

    I have an easter friend white chocolate lamb that I've had since last easter. I feel bad eating him cuz hes a cute lamb. I got drunk and hungry one night and just ate one of his ears and I've felt so guilty about it ever since. Hes literally looking at me right now with his prying eyes.
  19. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Sitting out here waiting for the dang Taxi for my crew. Ughh
  20. Going home in 30 mins..then working from home tomorrow.
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