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  1. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Me too thh
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Going back to snuggle for another hour or so then I’ll get the day started ..💕
  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Oh my tiger, my ass is still burning someone please help, please someone hold my hand it hurts so bad

    https://soundcloud.com/churzz21/oh-no
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oh my tiger, my ass is still burning someone please help, please someone hold my hand it hurts so bad

    https://soundcloud.com/churzz21/oh-no

    Your ass burning due to savage pounding by raw unlubricated nigger dick
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    *packs cooler while toking*

    🎵

    And all the roads that lead you there, are winding...

    And all the lights that lead the way, are blinding...

    🎵💕
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Circling 'round the object of fear and desire, hoping to descend but remaining in orbit.

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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    laying in bed
  8. At work
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox working as yet another Grylls alt
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Just randomly putting on shows on Netflix. I think I gotta just watch soap operas instead my taste is shit so far.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I watched 8 hours straight of part 4 of The Money Heist on Netflix last night from 11pm to 7am. Then I slept for a few hours. Time is fucky. Day is night and night is day. I feel constantly tired unless I'm drinking which isnt even that often. Things are just weird.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ I watched 8 hours straight of part 4 of The Money Heist on Netflix last night from 11pm to 7am. Then I slept for a few hours. Time is fucky. Day is night and night is day. I feel constantly tired unless I'm drinking which isnt even that often. Things are just weird.

    Do they really have to specify that the target of the heist is money
  13. Could have just called it “the heist”
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Could have just called it “the heist”

    Yeah but then I woulda thought maybe they were planning on taking over a purina puppy chow factory to steal all the dog food and I would've been disappointed when I learned that it was in fact a heist about stealing money from the Bank of Spain.

    At least this way I knew what I was getting into.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I watched 8 hours straight of part 4 of The Money Heist on Netflix last night from 11pm to 7am. Then I slept for a few hours. Time is fucky. Day is night and night is day. I feel constantly tired unless I'm drinking which isnt even that often. Things are just weird.

    and u want things to return to normal as quickly as possible... Furthermore, you also want your mother.👍
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Dregs Just randomly putting on shows on Netflix. I think I gotta just watch soap operas instead my taste is shit so far.

    you tube, hi stakes coin pusher

    also shifter carts

    cart racing

    aussi gold with metal detectors

    that should keep you busy for a week or 2
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Swedish rally racing with saabs and volvo's,, them niggas is crazy as fuck
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Swedish rally racing with saabs and volvo's,, them niggas is crazy as fuck

    Originally posted by WellHung you also want your mother.👍


    don't we all tho,, she sends pizza and I bet she puts out when no one is lookin
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    parachuting MDMA in a desperate attempt to feel euphoric
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung parachuting MDMA in a desperate attempt to feel euphoric

    That's pretty standard no? Doesn't seem desperate.
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