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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo What kind of mexican fails at gardening?

    When you want to hit someone, it's much better to hit them on something they can't refute. Hitting them blindly, without any actual support for the hit, is just shooting from the hip. Nail him on the stuff he can't get out of, and then the real satisfaction flows on its own. Just trying to help.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL When you move them, move the soil that was around the roots, too, otherwise they may suffer shock and die.

    Yeah I know I'm not new at this. I was going to do little starter cups but it was too much work. Wasn't going to go to Home Depot just for some pots.

    yeah haha so funny the Mexican is growing his own vegetables and herbs oooh god what a horrible person he is
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I know I'm not new at this. I was going to do little starter cups but it was too much work. Wasn't going to go to Home Depot just for some pots.

    yeah haha so funny the Mexican is growing his own vegetables and herbs oooh god what a horrible person he is

    There's nothing wrong with gardening at all, I'm just saying you garden like a bitch. I bet you can't even build a retaining wall and don't put marigolds with your tomatoes. You don't plan garlic in the fall and of all things plant sunflowers, the most useless space wasting plant, all they will do is shade your garden and prevent sunlight from hitting it. What an amateur. Is this your first day being Mexican?

    I bet you put Popsicle sticks with your beans BITCH
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I know I'm not new at this. I was going to do little starter cups but it was too much work. Wasn't going to go to Home Depot just for some pots.

    yeah haha so funny the Mexican is growing his own vegetables and herbs oooh god what a horrible person he is

    you sound pretty defensive, he was just offering advice, quit being so insecure about being a spic.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You only use Popsicle sticks on the sprouts.
  6. Originally posted by Sudo There's nothing wrong with gardening at all, I'm just saying you garden like a bitch. I bet you can't even build a retaining wall and don't put marigolds with your tomatoes. You don't plan garlic in the fall and of all things plant sunflowers, the most useless space wasting plant, all they will do is shade your garden and prevent sunlight from hitting it. What an amateur. Is this your first day being Mexican?

    I bet you put Popsicle sticks with your beans BITCH



    Yeah Sudo, very astute. Sunflowers are a bitch flower. Not like having 4ft flowers the size of your face looks badass in your garden or anything.

    Anyway, what kind of fuckups are you doing while I'm... planting seeds too close together. Cheating on your girlfriend? Hiding drug use? Still ignoring your kid? Thinking about prison again?
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You only use Popsicle sticks on the sprouts.

    nigga I buy old ladders from inner city fire departments that have to scale high rises
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    Yeah Sudo, very astute. Sunflowers are a bitch flower. Not like having 4ft flowers the size of your face looks badass in your garden or anything.

    Anyway, what kind of fuckups are you doing while I'm… planting seeds too close together. Cheating on your girlfriend? Hiding drug use? Still ignoring your kid? Thinking about prison again?

    Lmmfao, if your sunflowers are only growing 4 feet you're feeding them BITCH JUICE like how tf can sunflowers even get that small? I could share my wealth of gardening knowledge with a lowly wetback but seeing as how they ignored the content of my post I think I'll ignore their post too

    Dear Diary: Today I met this wonderful lady on the internet who had a cool prescription pill sounding name. She seems really nice and friendly and lives on a big farm down in Florida with her husband. She said I can come stay with them for as long as I want because they love supple young wetback virgins like myself! Gosh, it sounds like a whole lot of fun but I don't have a way there. I think I might pucker up, stick my thumb up and ride some rails all the way down to sunshine state. OMG I'm so excited I just lactated ovaltine again. LOL! (my inner monologue says lol a lot)
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  9. OL PUSSY ASS SUNFLOWERS
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    HEY §m£ÂgØL WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUCKHOLD?!
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    ITT: People who think sunflowers are all giant sunflowers
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  12. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby HEY §m£ÂgØL WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUCKHOLD?!

    Is it the same §m£ÂgØL I'm thinking of from back in the day? Kinda looks like an Asian McLovin?
  13. Originally posted by ORACLE ITT: People who think sunflowers are all giant sunflowers

    Lmao for real. They probably didn't join gardening club in school. Tons of bitches in there. You can pull regularly just talking about perennials
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Gardening club more like farming club

    For farming ASS
  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lmao for real. They probably didn't join gardening club in school.

    what kind of boy join gardening clubs ?
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of boy join gardening clubs ?

    One who plants seeds in both ground and pussy holes
  17. Originally posted by ORACLE One who plants seeds in both ground and pussy holes

    if you need a club for these then its most likely your the one thats getting planted.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you need a club for these then its most likely your the one thats getting planted.

    It's a club for gardening, where you can acquire unlimited hot pussy
  19. Originally posted by ORACLE It's a club for gardening, where you can acquire unlimited hot pussy

    thats like people who go to a paid pool to fish.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lmao for real. They probably didn't join gardening club in school. Tons of bitches in there. You can pull regularly just talking about perennials

    You were a virgin in high school §m£ÂgØL. You lost your virginity to hydro and her husband. I bet you dont even turn your compost pile and cant even rhubarb
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