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Reminder that Sudo is 35 and his girlfriend is 19

  1. #21
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Thats so not a big deal
  2. #22
    My dad is in his 50's and dates 20 year olds. He has quite the reputation in a small town of 5000 people. He kept dating my girlfriends young friends that came over to visit her. They were all into older guys. Lucky him. He says I fucked up his life bringing around all these girls though lol
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    good for him, how a nigga live
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  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace she also has a kid that she does not have custody

    he's dating a teen mom who is unstable enough to lose custody of her kid

    you know the mom is fucked in the head when she doesn't have custody. It's pretty hard to lose your kid as a mother. Hydro didn't have electricity or running water once, trash everywhere, dogs running rampant, holes in the floors and walls and exposed nails where her kid was playing, and CPS did not give a fuck. It's really quite amazing.

    He himself is a piece of shit as well, being a hypocritic muslim drug addict cheater wheelchair bound felon.

    Youre such a salty little faggot you're making stuff up. Muh bitch has sole custody of her kid without really any support beyond my own. I had to tell her son to stop calling me Dad because it might be confusing to him later but her childs father isn't in the picture. He hugs me every single day and greets me at the door screaming and laughing in excitement.

    I'm also younger than 35 and muh bitch is older than 19. She is out of your league and would find you so hard to respect she would not cover her feelings fo disgust were you to attempt communication with her. She is all things considered a good mom

    You actually completely made that up about her not having custody of her kid due to butthurt jealously. The fact is you are a sad, pathetic boy who lives with mommy and daddy and is useless to the world. You are a child yourself so cannot fathom looking after another human (if mexicans can even be called such things).

    I had been seeing my daughter pretty steady pre-virus as well and facetime her frequently now.

    Everyone knows I'm not really cripppled, I make self depreciating jokes about my issues with chronic pain but that's really nbd and just an excuse for me to continue my opiate addiction.

    You just seem really salty here kid. I am literally more of a man than you will ever be. I am better than you in every way that means anything to anyone and that tears you up inside. Jealously and envy are sins Keenan, salty sins and I will pray for your salvation.
  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I LOVE YOU ALL
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  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man I'm kinda high rn and I thought this was a wellhung thread that §m£ÂgØL just replied to but NO IT'S FORMED OUT OF PURE JEALOUS BUTTHURT.
    o
    You are a very unintelligent and weak person young §m£ÂgØL. You are a boychild in an ugly body and it's sad my success threatens you. There is no reason to be fearful. I would say you're almost like Frank Grimes from the Simpsons but Frank Grimes was a hard worker who was self sufficient, you literally live with your parents on a pitiful income and have no good romantic or financial prospects. Literally everything about you sucks.

    You also hitchhiked across the country to lose your virginity to a pedophile who fucked you in the ass. That's genuinely funny and it's one of those dumb, sad, funny things that could only happen to you, young keenan. I hope this thread goes on for 10,000 pages
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  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol §m£ÂgØL is a cuck that got ass fucked and used as human condom for a junkie.

    Starry eyes what can i say my little, the space between my blink, starry eyes shall always be mine.
    Jusf a daily reminder that you're ever shall be hers.
  8. #28
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Sudo You also hitchhiked across the country to lose your virginity to a pedophile who fucked you in the ass. That's genuinely funny and it's one of those dumb, sad, funny things that could only happen to you, young keenan. I hope this thread goes on for 10,000 pages

    hes an successful author tho
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nil hes an successful author tho

    lmfarao
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SHOW YOURSELF KEENAN AND ENGAGE ME

  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo Youre such a salty little faggot you're making stuff up. Muh bitch has sole custody of her kid without really any support beyond my own. I had to tell her son to stop calling me Dad because it might be confusing to him later but her childs father isn't in the picture. He hugs me every single day and greets me at the door screaming and laughing in excitement.

    I'm also younger than 35 and muh bitch is older than 19. She is out of your league and would find you so hard to respect she would not cover her feelings fo disgust were you to attempt communication with her. She is all things considered a good mom

    You actually completely made that up about her not having custody of her kid due to butthurt jealously. The fact is you are a sad, pathetic boy who lives with mommy and daddy and is useless to the world. You are a child yourself so cannot fathom looking after another human (if mexicans can even be called such things).

    I had been seeing my daughter pretty steady pre-virus as well and facetime her frequently now.

    Everyone knows I'm not really cripppled, I make self depreciating jokes about my issues with chronic pain but that's really nbd and just an excuse for me to continue my opiate addiction.

    You just seem really salty here kid. I am literally more of a man than you will ever be. I am better than you in every way that means anything to anyone and that tears you up inside. Jealously and envy are sins Keenan, salty sins and I will pray for your salvation.

    You're not crippled??
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  12. #32
    yikes
  13. #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    My corona!
  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're not crippled??

    Certainly by the time I (if God wills it/inshallah) I live to be your age I will be in much more pain and will likely be less mobile than you are, but hopefully my life is organized in such a way where I have to do very little to make lots of money. That's the goal I'm working towards
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo haha no, I had a surgery a few months ago and was on crutches for a few weeks but that's it. I eat pretty healthy and take lots of vitamins and supplements. I have issues with chronic pain I medicate myself with but I have 0 mobility issues, other than bending over sucks.

    One of my small businesses has a physical component I certainly could not do if I had mobility issues. I'm not really one for making excuses and I can tell you aren't either but I do have issues with chronic pain and pain management. Pain is part of life that puts fire in your belly and prevents inertia. It has built my character a lot. I've been through a lot of pain in my life and am very proud of where I am and how far I've came. I used to deal with pain much less constructively, even if I wasn't medicating with drugs I would let it fester at my soul and dictate my perceptions on things. Now I'm in a much more peaceful headspace and I'm grateful for it but I sometimes worry about my pain level increasing later in life.

    Certainly by the time I (if God wills it/inshallah) I live to be your age I will be in much more pain and will likely be less mobile than you are, but hopefully my life is organized in such a way where I have to do very little to make lots of money. That's the goal I'm working towards

    How about stupid n00b? Is he really a cripple, do you know?
  16. #36
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My dad is in his 50's and dates 20 year olds. He has quite the reputation in a small town of 5000 people. He kept dating my girlfriends young friends that came over to visit her. They were all into older guys. Lucky him. He says I fucked up his life bringing around all these girls though lol

    Your dad is 50? Are you like 20? My dad is 80 lol
  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about stupid n00b? Is he really a cripple, do you know?

    yes, he's got a stump he's shown off in tinychat many times. It was tractor related. He's a loser who makes excuses
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Sudo Youre such a salty little faggot you're making stuff up. Muh bitch has sole custody of her kid without really any support beyond my own. I had to tell her son to stop calling me Dad because it might be confusing to him later but her childs father isn't in the picture. He hugs me every single day and greets me at the door screaming and laughing in excitement.

    I'm also younger than 35 and muh bitch is older than 19. She is out of your league and would find you so hard to respect she would not cover her feelings fo disgust were you to attempt communication with her. She is all things considered a good mom

    You actually completely made that up about her not having custody of her kid due to butthurt jealously. The fact is you are a sad, pathetic boy who lives with mommy and daddy and is useless to the world. You are a child yourself so cannot fathom looking after another human (if mexicans can even be called such things).

    I had been seeing my daughter pretty steady pre-virus as well and facetime her frequently now.

    Everyone knows I'm not really cripppled, I make self depreciating jokes about my issues with chronic pain but that's really nbd and just an excuse for me to continue my opiate addiction.

    You just seem really salty here kid. I am literally more of a man than you will ever be. I am better than you in every way that means anything to anyone and that tears you up inside. Jealously and envy are sins Keenan, salty sins and I will pray for your salvation.



    Originally posted by Sudo Man I'm kinda high rn and I thought this was a wellhung thread that §m£ÂgØL just replied to but NO IT'S FORMED OUT OF PURE JEALOUS BUTTHURT.
    o
    You are a very unintelligent and weak person young §m£ÂgØL. You are a boychild in an ugly body and it's sad my success threatens you. There is no reason to be fearful. I would say you're almost like Frank Grimes from the Simpsons but Frank Grimes was a hard worker who was self sufficient, you literally live with your parents on a pitiful income and have no good romantic or financial prospects. Literally everything about you sucks.

    You also hitchhiked across the country to lose your virginity to a pedophile who fucked you in the ass. That's genuinely funny and it's one of those dumb, sad, funny things that could only happen to you, young keenan. I hope this thread goes on for 10,000 pages



    Originally posted by Sudo haha no, I had a surgery a few months ago and was on crutches for a few weeks but that's it. I eat pretty healthy and take lots of vitamins and supplements. I have issues with chronic pain I medicate myself with but I have 0 mobility issues, other than bending over sucks.

    One of my small businesses has a physical component I certainly could not do if I had mobility issues. I'm not really one for making excuses and I can tell you aren't either but I do have issues with chronic pain and pain management. Pain is part of life that puts fire in your belly and prevents inertia. It has built my character a lot. I've been through a lot of pain in my life and am very proud of where I am and how far I've came. I used to deal with pain much less constructively, even if I wasn't medicating with drugs I would let it fester at my soul and dictate my perceptions on things. Now I'm in a much more peaceful headspace and I'm grateful for it but I sometimes worry about my pain level increasing later in life.

    Certainly by the time I (if God wills it/inshallah) I live to be your age I will be in much more pain and will likely be less mobile than you are, but hopefully my life is organized in such a way where I have to do very little to make lots of money. That's the goal I'm working towards

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  19. #39
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    epic retort butthurt child. You are absolutely pathetic

  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace she also has a kid that she does not have custody

    he's dating a teen mom who is unstable enough to lose custody of her kid

    you know the mom is fucked in the head when she doesn't have custody. It's pretty hard to lose your kid as a mother. Hydro didn't have electricity or running water once, trash everywhere, dogs running rampant, holes in the floors and walls and exposed nails where her kid was playing, and CPS did not give a fuck. It's really quite amazing.

    He himself is a piece of shit as well, being a hypocritic muslim drug addict cheater wheelchair bound felon.

    Pretty sure sudo is a guy you tard
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