Im pooping and it burns. My asshole is bleeding. I farted so hard earlier i yelled because it hurt. The after shock on my colon reverberating wasnt fun either
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Originally posted by πΏ
Quit getting fucked in the ass by old biker gangs then Bill Krozby.
nah fool I don't know any old biker gangs, just the younger ones, It's from the booze and the super sexy spicy chicken wings and ghost pepper sauce. OOWWWWW~! ITS TEARING ME OPEN OOWWWWW!
Just waking up to some serious thunderstorms out there. Had to force the dogs to go out and go potty. Actually, only the one, the other one doesnβt give two shits.π