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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Sup Sudo.
    I hope the day greets you, with you feeling well.

    Thank you. Yesterday was a long day, now I've been semi productive and just gonna laze around tonight. Hope you're doing well too.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lets all just do LSD man

    I haven't done LSD in a long time but I know I definitely need to do it. I'm a lil worried about bad tripping but I think I have someone good I can take it with to help me.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's at least a 7/10 based on age alone.

    She's objectively at least an 8.5/10 without makeup. Her self esteem should realistically be much higher because of her aesthetics but she had some bad things told to her growing up I try to help her with.

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol no i didnt. They're just both pieces of shit using and lying to each other. Sudo once said she was 'probably' cheating on him lmao

    Literally everyone who read this thread concluded you are furious and jealous. How sad is it to be bisexual and single? Literally nobody wants you across all genders and demographics lol.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why would parents willing live with their adult male child? ask yours and let us know what they say.

    I'm sure Sudo is getting more out of his situation than your parents are from theirs…

    Leave it to a Brit to summarize the opposing stance perfectly



    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sudo is being taken advantage of by a young woman??

    §m£ÂgØL is unsure what he's trying to articulate. Mostly just that he's mad.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats gaylords do. And he's definitely lord in that respect. I've had so many co-workers , neighbors ect that were gay but weren't like that and they cool to me, but I had a friend (RIP) I met through another friend that wanted me to help him score heroin because he was kinda like a goody two shoes like §m£ÂgØL and i guess he thought people just weren't willing to deal with him because of that, so we came friends over getting smack and was a rich kid, he's dead now.. so he would just pay for it and I'd take the money and go score because he'd of course break bread with me and we'd just hang but he started getting really shady and we wouldn't talk for a long time, I just wouldn't deal with and I guess he learned to get his own drugs for himself and I got some weird ass voicemail with him screaming "I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BITCH GIRL FRIEND!" its was just out of nowhere..

    He apologized and invited me over smoke some bud and he had his arm bandaged up because he cut himself to get pain meds from the ER.. and he was just all doped and was like "yeah I'm xtc right now" while sipping from a bottle of vodka.. and I was just thinking dude it doesn't even like you're rolling or having fun you miserable.

    We went to go get some smack one day and he was acting really weird, really shady and was wanting my money right then.. and he's gonna walk off it I felt and after I gave him a ride to the north side of town, he just bailed out of my car and was like "THANKS FOR THE RIDE ASSHOLE" so I went and bought paint pink paint and went into his place he left the back sliding door open and I knew it would take him several hours to get back on the bus and painted his living room, which is a dick move but he had it coming.

    He ent up having to go to the hospital a couple times due to shooting up and getting abscesses. He eventually hit me up again, saying like yeah doug I know you painted up my room but its all good now. That night it was the day before my birthday and chzboogerz was pms'ing and kicked me in the ribs while i was laying down, she actually broke two of my ribs but I didn't know it at the time and just went to bed and she was crying and I woke up to a text with mikey telling me he scored some tek and if I wanted to smoke for my birthday so I just got up and drove his place leaving chzboogerz there, but he was so twacked trying to psychoanalyze me saying YOU HAVE TO BE A GAY! but in reality he just wanted me to be gay because he couldn't hang on to a boyfriend. Fucking drugs man.

    I remember you posting before about homosexuals having a severe attraction to you. It's gotta be that big shlong energy with your tender twink body that drives em wild. I've noticed semi ghetto black woman are more attracted to me than white women are but can't really pinpoint why exactly.

    It's crazy how gay guys turning straight guys isn't considered rape these days. That's very predatory to be trying to influence someone to do something that goes against their sexuality. Idk how many guys are out there getting a kick out of turning dykes. Gays and lonely bisexuals like §m£ÂgØL getting their jollies out of sexually confusing impressionable young straight males is going to eventually require some #metoo like action.

    §m£ÂgØL has no qualms about "turning" an impressionable young straight boy because he would just be overjoyed for anyone to show any interest in him
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    SUDO:

    MASH-
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr totally off topic:

    Chris Watts lived 'very close' to my neck of the woods. that was actually kinda scary to think someone like him lived relatively, that close to us.😮

    @ mmQ

    Are you talking about this disgusting waste of air?

    https://www.therecord.com/news-story/9437033-the-trouble-with-christopher-watts/
  4. Originally posted by Sudo Are you talking about this disgusting waste of air?

    https://www.therecord.com/news-story/9437033-the-trouble-with-christopher-watts/

    She lives in Colorado. She’s talking about the guy who strangled his wife and two young daughters to death and dumped their bodies in an oil tank
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Fox She lives in Colorado. She’s talking about the guy who strangled his wife and two young daughters to death and dumped their bodies in an oil tank

    I think everyone named Chris Watts is just a terrible piece of shit.
  6. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Wow I'm not reading all that
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Wow I'm not reading all that

    yes yes, we know you're slow and don't call you bimbo for nothing.
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats gaylords do. And he's definitely lord in that respect. I've had so many co-workers , neighbors ect that were gay but weren't like that and they cool to me, but I had a friend (RIP) I met through another friend that wanted me to help him score heroin because he was kinda like a goody two shoes like §m£ÂgØL and i guess he thought people just weren't willing to deal with him because of that, so we came friends over getting smack and was a rich kid, he's dead now.. so he would just pay for it and I'd take the money and go score because he'd of course break bread with me and we'd just hang but he started getting really shady and we wouldn't talk for a long time, I just wouldn't deal with and I guess he learned to get his own drugs for himself and I got some weird ass voicemail with him screaming "I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BITCH GIRL FRIEND!" its was just out of nowhere..

    He apologized and invited me over smoke some bud and he had his arm bandaged up because he cut himself to get pain meds from the ER.. and he was just all doped and was like "yeah I'm xtc right now" while sipping from a bottle of vodka.. and I was just thinking dude it doesn't even like you're rolling or having fun you miserable.

    We went to go get some smack one day and he was acting really weird, really shady and was wanting my money right then.. and he's gonna walk off it I felt and after I gave him a ride to the north side of town, he just bailed out of my car and was like "THANKS FOR THE RIDE ASSHOLE" so I went and bought paint pink paint and went into his place he left the back sliding door open and I knew it would take him several hours to get back on the bus and painted his living room, which is a dick move but he had it coming.

    He ent up having to go to the hospital a couple times due to shooting up and getting abscesses. He eventually hit me up again, saying like yeah doug I know you painted up my room but its all good now. That night it was the day before my birthday and chzboogerz was pms'ing and kicked me in the ribs while i was laying down, she actually broke two of my ribs but I didn't know it at the time and just went to bed and she was crying and I woke up to a text with mikey telling me he scored some tek and if I wanted to smoke for my birthday so I just got up and drove his place leaving chzboogerz there, but he was so twacked trying to psychoanalyze me saying YOU HAVE TO BE A GAY! but in reality he just wanted me to be gay because he couldn't hang on to a boyfriend. Fucking drugs man.

    i had a friend that had money too n went nuts for a few years on h and other drugs then died too. Pretty sure he sewersided on h. Funny thing was he inherited a bunch of money and a nice house from his uncle then his life all went to shit from there. Was a good guy before, really fucked up what people with money do to themselves
  9. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes yes, we know you're slow and don't call you bimbo for nothing.

    Bimbo boobs loot heater punta. What have you. Had a lot of nicknames
  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting i had a friend that had money too n went nuts for a few years on h and other drugs then died too. Pretty sure he sewersided on h. Funny thing was he inherited a bunch of money and a nice house from his uncle then his life all went to shit from there. Was a good guy before, really fucked up what people with money do to themselves

    Yeah this guy really became a piece of shit, when I regarded him as a friend. He was actually a pretty smart guy, was a pharmacist and also worked compiling data for you know those sheets of paper that with prescriptions. I knew him for years but the last couple he was acting really out there, and it was really the meth that did him because it made him go back to doing heroin.

    idk like I did do a lot of drugs with him and would do other things like help him and his father move him to his new place but he would text/call me saying he wanted to hang out and get high and would bring something over, but then he'd be calling me over the course of a few hours saying.. well.. i need to go back to riverside.. and sounded all freaky and sketched out and I was just like don't both man.

    His parents got him a job as a tile salesman and he fucked that up because he smoking meth in his car his parents bought him.
    His parents worked as pharma sells men and his brother was a cop but they had a lot of money because they were airs from the store "Nordstroms"

    But anyways at the end of it, he just got really messed up and didn't care. I thought to myself one day, man the guys probably dead and so I looked up online the obituarys and sure enough he was dead, and I hit up his parents on failbook asking what happened and I know them but they never responded because I'm sure they were super embarassed. Someone else had to tell me how he died.
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah this guy really became a piece of shit, when I regarded him as a friend. He was actually a pretty smart guy, was a pharmacist and also worked compiling data for you know those sheets of paper that with prescriptions. I knew him for years but the last couple he was acting really out there, and it was really the meth that did him because it made him go back to doing heroin.

    idk like I did do a lot of drugs with him and would do other things like help him and his father move him to his new place but he would text/call me saying he wanted to hang out and get high and would bring something over, but then he'd be calling me over the course of a few hours saying.. well.. i need to go back to riverside.. and sounded all freaky and sketched out and I was just like don't both man.

    His parents got him a job as a tile salesman and he fucked that up because he smoking meth in his car his parents bought him.
    His parents worked as pharma sells men and his brother was a cop but they had a lot of money because they were airs from the store "Nordstroms"

    But anyways at the end of it, he just got really messed up and didn't care. I thought to myself one day, man the guys probably dead and so I looked up online the obituarys and sure enough he was dead, and I hit up his parents on failbook asking what happened and I know them but they never responded because I'm sure they were super embarassed. Someone else had to tell me how he died.

    he sewersided on drugs too im guessing? And damn nordstroms was all over the usa, he had to be loaded asf. I laughed about him smokin met in the car, he get caught at work or what lol
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting I dint know if it was intentional or not but i remember one day we drove out to his parents nice house while they were gone. And he'd been up for a long time and some xanax he passed out on the couch and just sweating like a pig with labored breathing. So it could of been an accident

    he sewersided on drugs too im guessing? And damn nordstroms was all over the usa, he had to be loaded asf. I laughed about him smokin met in the car, he get caught at work or what lol

    Yeah his family was really well off. When he got into heroin he just quit working and they got him a pretty nice condo. But he was so messed up he would avoid his parents and was just eating ramen and potatoes. He wanted to wait to ask for more money.

    But yeah they fired him becausewould smoke tek and come back really messed up and couldn't sell anything and the twenty year old kid was running circles around him.

    Its strange how well off he was with his parents money. My parents are well off to not like Nordstrom's but definitely not deal with me like that.

    I did do a lot of drugs though summer 2018. I bought some coke and xtc a month ago one weekend but left it at that.
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah his family was really well off. When he got into heroin he just quit working and they got him a pretty nice condo. But he was so messed up he would avoid his parents and was just eating ramen and potatoes. He wanted to wait to ask for more money.

    But yeah they fired him becausewould smoke tek and come back really messed up and couldn't sell anything and the twenty year old kid was running circles around him.

    Its strange how well off he was with his parents money. My parents are well off to not like Nordstrom's but definitely not deal with me like that.

    I did do a lot of drugs though summer 2018. I bought some coke and xtc a month ago one weekend but left it at that.

    Didn't read
  14. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats gaylords do. And he's definitely lord in that respect. I've had so many co-workers , neighbors ect that were gay but weren't like that and they cool to me, but I had a friend (RIP) I met through another friend that wanted me to help him score heroin because he was kinda like a goody two shoes like §m£ÂgØL and i guess he thought people just weren't willing to deal with him because of that, so we came friends over getting smack and was a rich kid, he's dead now.. so he would just pay for it and I'd take the money and go score because he'd of course break bread with me and we'd just hang but he started getting really shady and we wouldn't talk for a long time, I just wouldn't deal with and I guess he learned to get his own drugs for himself and I got some weird ass voicemail with him screaming "I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BITCH GIRL FRIEND!" its was just out of nowhere..

    He apologized and invited me over smoke some bud and he had his arm bandaged up because he cut himself to get pain meds from the ER.. and he was just all doped and was like "yeah I'm xtc right now" while sipping from a bottle of vodka.. and I was just thinking dude it doesn't even like you're rolling or having fun you miserable.

    We went to go get some smack one day and he was acting really weird, really shady and was wanting my money right then.. and he's gonna walk off it I felt and after I gave him a ride to the north side of town, he just bailed out of my car and was like "THANKS FOR THE RIDE ASSHOLE" so I went and bought paint pink paint and went into his place he left the back sliding door open and I knew it would take him several hours to get back on the bus and painted his living room, which is a dick move but he had it coming.

    He ent up having to go to the hospital a couple times due to shooting up and getting abscesses. He eventually hit me up again, saying like yeah doug I know you painted up my room but its all good now. That night it was the day before my birthday and chzboogerz was pms'ing and kicked me in the ribs while i was laying down, she actually broke two of my ribs but I didn't know it at the time and just went to bed and she was crying and I woke up to a text with mikey telling me he scored some tek and if I wanted to smoke for my birthday so I just got up and drove his place leaving chzboogerz there, but he was so twacked trying to psychoanalyze me saying YOU HAVE TO BE A GAY! but in reality he just wanted me to be gay because he couldn't hang on to a boyfriend. Fucking drugs man.

    Couldn't pay me to read this



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah this guy really became a piece of shit, when I regarded him as a friend. He was actually a pretty smart guy, was a pharmacist and also worked compiling data for you know those sheets of paper that with prescriptions. I knew him for years but the last couple he was acting really out there, and it was really the meth that did him because it made him go back to doing heroin.

    idk like I did do a lot of drugs with him and would do other things like help him and his father move him to his new place but he would text/call me saying he wanted to hang out and get high and would bring something over, but then he'd be calling me over the course of a few hours saying.. well.. i need to go back to riverside.. and sounded all freaky and sketched out and I was just like don't both man.

    His parents got him a job as a tile salesman and he fucked that up because he smoking meth in his car his parents bought him.
    His parents worked as pharma sells men and his brother was a cop but they had a lot of money because they were airs from the store "Nordstroms"

    But anyways at the end of it, he just got really messed up and didn't care. I thought to myself one day, man the guys probably dead and so I looked up online the obituarys and sure enough he was dead, and I hit up his parents on failbook asking what happened and I know them but they never responded because I'm sure they were super embarassed. Someone else had to tell me how he died.

    Absolutely wouldn't read under any circumstance



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah his family was really well off. When he got into heroin he just quit working and they got him a pretty nice condo. But he was so messed up he would avoid his parents and was just eating ramen and potatoes. He wanted to wait to ask for more money.

    But yeah they fired him becausewould smoke tek and come back really messed up and couldn't sell anything and the twenty year old kid was running circles around him.

    Its strange how well off he was with his parents money. My parents are well off to not like Nordstrom's but definitely not deal with me like that.

    I did do a lot of drugs though summer 2018. I bought some coke and xtc a month ago one weekend but left it at that.

    Would rather fuck the same woman after Krotz and catch the herp than read this shit
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  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    but whats the issue if his girlfriend ain't human? a 16 year animal/mammal/alien...would be perfectly normal. So get off his back and fuck right off!!
  17. Originally posted by Dregs but whats the issue if his girlfriend ain't human? a 16 year animal/mammal/alien…would be perfectly normal. So get off his back and fuck right off!!

    No it depends on the animal or alien

    He does fuck goats though like every other Muslim, which I personally dont have a problem with as fucking goats is just part of his religion. At least he's adhering to it. So is being a pedophile I guess but thats taking it too far imo. Sudo should stick to raping goats
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    He needs to just PNS of this girlfriend so WE can properly asses this whole thing thoroughly. Might enter her body more thoroughly...
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Couldn't pay me to read this

    I will pay you $1,000,000 to read that post.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace He does fuck goats though … which I personally dont have a problem with

    Oookaaay...
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