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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist You’re on lock down though, right?

    not officially. only bars, restaurants etc. are forcibly closed - even most shops are still allowed to be open but they have rules now where they can only have 1 person for every 2sqm of property, so business is slow enough that many of the biggest ones have closed their doors at least temporarily.
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    They’ve said that some cases are starting with vomiting or diarrhea. Our Dept of Health announced that last week.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ohboy
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Here’s our Director of the Dept of Health, Dr Amy Acton. She’s become somewhat of a celebrity here in Ohio. She comes along with our governor for his daily briefings.

    https://www.nbc4i.com/community/health/coronavirus/dr-acton-if-you-dont-feel-good-just-stay-home/amp/

    She explains it here.

    That video is short, but the article is a little more in depth.
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  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist Here’s our Director of the Dept of Health, Dr Amy Acton. She’s become somewhat of a celebrity here in Ohio. She comes along with our governor for his daily briefings.

    https://www.nbc4i.com/community/health/coronavirus/dr-acton-if-you-dont-feel-good-just-stay-home/amp/

    She explains it here.

    That video is short, but the article is a little more in depth.

    No one in my part of Ohio gives a fuck. People come into my work all day long and get as close to each other as possible as if nothing is going on. Pretty much everything here is an essential business. Someone could run a handjob stop here and they would say it was essential.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist They’ve said that some cases are starting with vomiting or diarrhea. Our Dept of Health announced that last week.

    Oh good to know I've had the virus for 15 years now I guess.
  7. ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh good to know I've had the virus for 15 years now I guess.

    Virus of being a liberal faggot cuck
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Virus of being a liberal faggot cuck

    YEAH NO SHIT! YOU ARE SUCH A FAKE GAY DILDO!!!! I CANT EVEN---!!!!!
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man I love chicken lo mein
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Some plz clip this for gif purposes thx

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10212852915570910&id=1029810193
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.


    Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
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  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice No one in my part of Ohio gives a fuck. People come into my work all day long and get as close to each other as possible as if nothing is going on. Pretty much everything here is an essential business. Someone could run a handjob stop here and they would say it was essential.

    Great, that’ll help the virus spread. I guess almost any company can find a way to say they're essential.
  13. Originally posted by Technologist Great, that’ll help the virus spread. I guess almost any company can find a way to say they're essential.

    Cuomo hasnt closed shit. I saw a picture from SATURDAY of easily a few hundred on a beach. Meanwhile he's saying he doesn't want anyone from NY coming to FL, as if it isnt already in the state.
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Cuomo seems to be walking a tightrope rope between doing everything he can to to help his populace and health care workers; and trying to keep New York’s economy afloat.

    I can understand trying to keep the economy afloat, but trump is trying, and it’s not working.
  15. Originally posted by Technologist Cuomo seems to be walking a tightrope rope between doing everything he can to to help his populace and health care workers; and trying to keep New York’s economy afloat.

    I can understand trying to keep the economy afloat, but trump is trying, and it’s not working.

    My bad I meant DeSantis, FL governor.

    Cuomo is doing OK imo. Better than people like DeSantis.
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Cuomo’s informative press conferences shows how a true leader leads the masses, all of them, not just his political party.

    I keep watching trump turn this political, and he’s cutting his own throat.

    “The governor of Washington is mean to me

    “The governor of Michigan is mean to me

    What a damn baby.
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  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Ok Herman

    Sherry Oaks
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    No
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian No

    Yes

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