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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That sucks. I spent a morning a while back looking for my wallet too. Checked literally every spot it could be. Oh, of course by literally I mean figuratively because it was in the ONE spot I forgot was even a thing- my fuckin upper coat pocket on the front. I never ever use that shit but I got drunk and randomly decided that was the best place for my wallet. Anyway I hope you find it. It loves you. You will. I know you will.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I did, however, find the uncapped bent syringe behind my bed. With my finger. I wonder if im HIV poz now.


    I feel like a cracked coffee mug with a tiny bit just being bled from me every second.
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  3. Just looked it up and studies support that HIV can’t survive on a needle for longer than 6 weeks. Has it been that long since you had random junkies shooting up in your home??
  4. Originally posted by CASPER I feel like a cracked coffee mug with a tiny bit just being bled from me every second.

    I was at a bar one time where the gimmick was really cold beer.

    They served me a pint and I let it sit on the counter for like a minute, when I went to lift the mug the bottom stayed stuck to counter while the rest of the cup broke clean off. Spilled beer everywhere.

    That memory just popped in my head from you talking about cracked coffee mugs, there’s no other purpose to this anecdote 👍
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox I was at a bar one time where the gimmick was really cold beer.

    They served me a pint and I let it sit on the counter for like a minute, when I went to lift the mug the bottom stayed stuck to counter while the rest of the cup broke clean off. Spilled beer everywhere.

    That memory just popped in my head from you talking about cracked coffee mugs, there’s no other purpose to this anecdote 👍

    Lol see if that happened right now my face wouldnt even twitch. lol.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox Just looked it up and studies support that HIV can’t survive on a needle for longer than 6 weeks. Has it been that long since you had random junkies shooting up in your home??

    18 months at least. With my luck ill be patient zero for new novel herronavirus
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  7. ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER 18 months at least. With my luck ill be patient zero for new novel herronavirus

    Maybe quit bitchin for once in your adult life queer
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Maybe quit bitchin for once in your adult life queer

    Lemme fuck ur face hole pops
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  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Lemme fuck ur face hole pops

    lmao.
  10. ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr lmao.

    Happen to remind you of your daughters when someone says that
  11. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Happen to remind you of your daughters when someone says that

  12. ZIGGY Houston
    Do they happen to send you photos of big cocks slapping their face too
  13. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
  14. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Full
  15. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    very happy- in my mind space.😊
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  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Full

    Of semen?
  17. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    No. I practice the art of self gratification.

    I was full from my burgers and tomato slices
  18. The usual way, with my sense of touch.
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Relaxed

    Rode 400 miles on my bike yesterday and then slept 10 hours

    I’m digging this social distancing shit 🤠
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  20. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    ^😥
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