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  1. My wife already fell asleep and the kids don't get back for almost another 12 hours :(

    At least I can get a morning fuck in. It's been a long time since I had one of those.
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  2. Originally posted by Discount Whore My wife already fell asleep and the kids don't get back for almost another 12 hours :(

    At least I can get a morning fuck in. It's been a long time since I had one of those.

    Rape her you pussy.

    No better valentine surprise than the ol' mole in the hole.
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  3. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Rape her you pussy.

    No better valentine surprise than the ol' mole in the hole.

    brb goin to the pet store
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  4. Originally posted by cerakote can i get feedback on my idea to buy 2fa, cap it, and sell it as speed

    Fantastic idea.
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  5. Lol bundy, I have no memory of what happened at work it was just a mess all over. I'm gonna work on my resume and look for a new job.

    Worst day to be high lmao
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore My wife already fell asleep and the kids don't get back for almost another 12 hours :(

    At least I can get a morning fuck in. It's been a long time since I had one of those.

    Well, that's marriage with kids for you. Should have gotten some aphrodisiacs beforehand (definitely GHB/GBL).
  7. I think meth would fix that situation nicely.
  8. Originally posted by Malice Well, that's marriage with kids for you. Should have gotten some aphrodisiacs beforehand (definitely GHB/GBL).

    Meh. Still got da fuccs in before she passed out.
  9. Originally posted by aldra I'm a big fan of War Nerd and The Saker lately - http://thesaker.is/us-vs-iran-a-war-of-apples-vs-oranges/ is the article that made reference to those wargames.

    for war nerd, he currently writes for Pando (I think) so most articles are paywalled, here are some of his older ones:

    https://www.nsfwcorp.com/desk/war-nerd/

    I have an epub copy of his book if you want me to upload it

    Bro I've seriously read the first one and the Wikipedia article like 3 times, I can't believe I haven't dug into this already. This shit is so fascinating. Gen. Riper assriped so hard they told him to shut the fuck up and play along, basically.
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  10. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think meth would fix that situation nicely.

    And fried chicken.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bro I've seriously read the first one and the Wikipedia article like 3 times, I can't believe I haven't dug into this already. This shit is so fascinating. Gen. Riper assriped so hard they told him to shut the fuck up and play along, basically.

    it's pretty hilarious - I imagine that they never actually intended the wargames to be anything more than an advertisement for spending on new weapons and doctrine, and General Assriper either didn't get the memo or, given his history, didn't care.

    It does beg the question of how well the US armed forces would stand up against an enemy capable of hitting them back though - they've been pulverising the third world from relative safety for the last few decades (standoff missiles, airstrikes against countries with poor AA capabilities etc) - given their almost total reliance on technological advantage and the arrogance that comes with it
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ps. I've been trying to write a summary of the situation in Ukraine, still an unfinished draft but I'll post a thread for it if you're interested in reading
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  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    Why some random dude came up to me on da train talkin bout can I sit next to u and roll dis joint? So I'm like do u homie watch out for da boys tho, then he starts telling me his life story n shit how he's born in da 60s blah blah, I'm only listening cuz I was drinkin so i took my headphones out n all, so he putting a huge clump in da bambu n I'm like u not gonna crush dat? He shows me his index finger and its missing so I'm like damn bruh I dunno dat struggle I got all my fingers must be rough lol so he starts telling another story, man tell me why dis fool had no lighter n start askin everybody for one, im like boy u mad hot its undercovers everywhere, so he like fuc it I'm gonna wait til my stop to burn dis..
    Why do random people luv talkin to me? Lol
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
  15. But yeah anyways the long and short of it is I almost got into a fist fight while tripping on bundy at work. It was so fucked man.

    I'm starting to think I'm not meant for this world. Space calls out to me.
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    replace cofe sweeterners wif ccccs
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by reject But I don't wear pants, I wear boxers

    FUCK YOUR EMPIRE YA POXY CUNTS
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    can u get boxer longs if ur dic is long
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    how sleep
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    halp

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