The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-27 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #1501
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If you neuter an animal because you don't want to deal with them in heat and not because they're at risk of multiplying without the offspring being properly cared for, you're basically committing animal cruelty for convenience, which is just slightly above committing animal cruelty for aesthetics such as clipping dog ears
2. 2020-03-27 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #1502
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I neutered my dog because I got tired of him mounting me and fucking me in the ass
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
3. 2020-03-27 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #1503
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice I neutered my dog because I got tired of him mounting me and fucking me in the ass

   
   I wish your dog and me could run a rotisserie on your hypocritical ass
4. 2020-03-27 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #1504
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I wish your dog and me could run a rotisserie on your hypocritical ass

   
   I wish youd try faggot
5. 2020-03-27 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #1505
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Solstice I neutered my dog because I got tired of him mounting me and fucking me in the ass

   
   Should have sent him over to Fox, he likes having sex with dogs
6. 2020-03-27 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #1506
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice I wish youd try faggot

   
   IT'S GONNA GET ZOOLOGICAL IN HERE
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
7. 2020-03-27 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #1507
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   OH SHIT HE'S ABOUT TO GO MESOZOIC ON YOUR ASS
8. 2020-03-27 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #1508
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Should have sent him over to Fox, he likes having sex with dogs

   
   I do too but i like to be the top
9. 2020-03-27 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #1509
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I do too but i like to be the top

   
   Do you put high heals on them?
10. 2020-03-27 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #1510
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Do you put high heals on them?

    
    No, it humanizes them too much.
11. 2020-03-27 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #1511
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice No, it humanizes them too much.

    
    Oh I see ok. At first I thought for the dogs benefit, if they felt too human they'd be less permissive. I have a weird brain
12. 2020-03-27 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #1512
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice I do too but i like to be the top

    
    dominated by dogg
13. 2020-03-27 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #1513
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I feels like shooting warm fluid into a sexually pleasing woman's vagina.
14. 2020-03-27 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #1514
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and what are you going to do about that
15. 2020-03-27 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #1515
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and what are you going to do about that

    
    Nothing. I'm going to bide my time till I get some.
    
    The way things are going outside probably never.
16. 2020-03-27 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #1516
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Put "infection free" on your tinder
17. 2020-03-27 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #1517
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    u mean grinder
18. 2020-03-27 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #1518
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I feels like shooting warm fluid 6ft away from a sexually pleasing woman's vagina.

    
    Fix'd
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian, 
    • Sudo, 
    • ORACLE
19. 2020-03-27 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #1519
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Wash yo hands Bitch. Corona vibes.
    
    
20. 2020-03-28 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #1520
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Watching this film with Harrison Ford.
    
    Some Amish kid witnesses a murder done by Danny Glover. Fords in Amish town trying fuck this hot Amish girl.
    
    That's all that's happened so far.