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  1. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls how did u know i didn’t change my thong today?

    You wear underwear. Is that a thing?
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych You wear underwear. Is that a thing?

    how can you be sure i do wear underwear?
  3. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls how can you be sure i do wear underwear?

    You said thongs
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i meant to say things
  5. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls i meant to say things

    Oh well that's interesting. What "thing" exactly were you changing that is by your ass?
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    my buttplug
  7. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls my buttplug

    I swear I knew you were gonna say that lol lol
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    hehh
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls my buttplug

    Have you ever sat on your buttplug on an especially long bus ride?
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Have you ever sat on your buttplug on an especially long bus ride?

    actually this one time i left it in on an 8 hour flight

    the turbulence made it feel amazing
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Gahhh... got the damn giggles something fierce
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls actually this one time i left it in on an 8 hour flight

    the turbulence made it feel amazing

    That gravity, workin' for ya.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    I gotta retell this story that just popped in my head from a long time ago .. if I can find it lol
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t fear getting old, I never have.. I welcome it

    I want my senior discounts at restaurants and movie theaters etc..

    Plus I’ll just get to chill on my porch swing yelling” Stay off my lawn!
    You’re trespassing on my lawn! You’re trespassing on Bens’ lawn!


    And even if their not on my lawn and they walk pass my house looking suspect.. I’ll yell
    Get a haircut ya hippie!



    That actually happened to me, I called my self taking a short cut one day long time ago..and got told off by someone granddaddy

    He was like
    “ YOU'RE TRESSPASSING ON MY LAWN!
    YOURE TRESPASSING ON BENS LAWN!!


    I was like YO.. chill lol I’m not trying to cause no trouble .. it was so hilarious to me because he was red eyed lit pissed ..

    I hope I don’t get old and mean like that tho damn lol

    Anywhoo..

    Guess I’ll take a nap before work
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m good .. I work that search key hunty okkurtt lol :)
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    🎵
    Well I've heard there was a secret chord..

    That David played and it pleased the Lord..

    But you don't really care for music, do you?

    Well it goes like this:🎶

    The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift! 🎼

    The baffled king composing ..
    Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah

    Well your faith was strong but you needed proof
    You saw her bathing on the roof
    Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya

    She tied you to her kitchen chair
    And she broke your throne and she cut your hair!!

    And from your lips she drew the ..
    Hallelujah..
    ❤️
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    ❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ^💕
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    💕💕💕
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    “Lmao”
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Woah was that a sonic boom?!
    Shook the damn house !
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