Random Thoughts

1. 2020-03-25 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #8421
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ORACLE Freeze water in a condom and use it to fuck yourself in the ass

   
   Lmao
2. 2020-03-25 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #8422
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely a banana is more comfortable.

   
   a frozen banana right?
   
   shit will get all mushy
3. 2020-03-25 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #8423
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely a banana is more comfortable.

   
   There's only one way to find out
4. 2020-03-25 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #8424
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   Nah, I cant imagine the cold would work for me
5. 2020-03-25 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #8425
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls a frozen banana right?
   
   shit will get all mushy

   
   Not if you are a gentle lover
6. 2020-03-25 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #8426
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   Well fuck. I'm not a gentle lover
7. 2020-03-25 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #8427
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Well fuck. I'm not a gentle lover

   
   Then a cucumber might be more advisable.
8. 2020-03-25 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #8428
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   But I'd need it the size equivalent of a gherkin. Not trying to tear it up alone
9. 2020-03-25 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #8429
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t But I'd need it the size equivalent of a gherkin.

   
   Well helllloooo.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • tr1pl3_thr3@t
10. 2020-03-25 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #8430
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    😍😍 my oh my
11. 2020-03-25 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #8431
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Nah, I cant imagine the cold would work for me

    
    If you freeze a piece of shit and use it it'll only be cold for the first few seconds. Try that.
    
    Cold Betsy
12. 2020-03-25 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #8432
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Ewww. Potty humor is not for me 🤮
13. 2020-03-25 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #8433
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    If i never again hear the expressions "rapidly evolving issue" and "all necessary measures" from Trudeau that'd be great.
14. 2020-03-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #8434
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    April 1st :)💖
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
15. 2020-03-25 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #8435
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Fuck this I'm going home, I'll be back on Friday.
16. 2020-03-25 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #8436
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Good man :)
17. 2020-03-25 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #8437
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd discovered it all at least 30yrs ago…one sheep is much the same as another.

    
    You watch sheep porn??
18. 2020-03-25 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #8438
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Grylls a frozen banana right?
    
    shit will get all mushy

    
    Fried banana. Warmer.
19. 2020-03-25 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #8439
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 It's a sad day when you feel like there's nothing left to discover in porn.

    
    Lol. Jesus. Imagine feeling like you've watched all the porn on the internet 😂 Get a girlfriend u mong
20. 2020-03-25 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #8440
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Technologist Ok, so my husband and I usually buy toilet paper in bulk at Sam’s club. Just one package that has 45 rolls. Well we’re about out, and it’s just plain old time for us to get some, no stocking up shit, that size package usually lasts us 3-4 months. Gonna try early at Sam’s today. We shall see.

    
    Yay, we found a 45 pack of TP at Sams. It’s probably like sand paper, but it’ll work.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl 😍
    Okay. Can’t wait! 😋I’ve been dying to say hi to her after lurking a few of her posts chatting to other posters, but didn’t say anything. Didn’t wanna seem like a troll.
    
    @ tech if they are sold out on the toilet paper, try finding some unscented baby wipes. Highly recommended 👍🏽
    
    just don’t throw it in the toilet after using, and you’re A-OK! 😘

    
    Hey D❤️
    
    When my husband went to the grocery 2 weeks ago, there was no TP to be found, so he bought bulk Kleenex, and the flushable wipes, like 10 packs. I still don’t like flushing them anyway. I mainly use those for clean up after the bulk of the 💩 is gone 😁