2020-03-24 at 10:51 PM UTC
i just got a call from my bosses boss. he wants me to come in tomorrow and sign a NDA to start working a second shift doing patrols of the corporate property for forty dollars an hour on a 3 month contract. that's more than i make as a flag technician, and i'm not allowed to talk to my coworkers about this. have any of you done this sort of gig? he told me i'd be expected to carry, which a lot of people do where i work anyways, but this would be overnight stuff. he said he has a tricked out g-wagon with light turrets that i'd be driving... sounds like a great deal. could be extremely boring, just patrolling empty buildings all night.
2020-03-24 at 10:55 PM UTC
Oh we can make it exciting
2020-03-24 at 10:58 PM UTC
Damn sounds good. Security always seemed like easy work, just guard stuff, make sure it doesn't run away. A lot better than having to make stuff.
2020-03-24 at 11:03 PM UTC
i'd rather make/fabricate stuff. i take some joy in that. but the money is good, even though i'll probably be bored out of my skull driving in circles for eight hows. how the fuck does nascar do it
2020-03-24 at 11:05 PM UTC
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2020-03-24 at 11:07 PM UTC
Its good money. I’d do it if I didn’t already make more than that
2020-03-24 at 11:08 PM UTC
they're all intolerably gay. i hate listening to people talk about their fucking opinions.
i do listen to the histories of heroditus and the golden bough, the golden fleece, etc. but i worry after driving in circles for hours, i'd be hypnotized by the librivox contributors warm, soothing voice and repetition, and maybe miss the niggers trying to sneak in and do whatever it is that niggers do with other peoples stuff.
2020-03-24 at 11:10 PM UTC
im partial to Plato’s Republic
2020-03-24 at 11:13 PM UTC
You will likely have to deal with homeless and trash.
2020-03-24 at 11:27 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
what happens if you break contract?
2020-03-25 at 12:43 AM UTC
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2020-03-25 at 12:48 AM UTC
this is temporary, it's not forever, and it's in addition to my normal work, so it's basically overtime included.
2020-03-25 at 1:28 AM UTC
So you’re meant to be protecting the auto shop tools after-hours from looting niggers
2020-03-25 at 1:33 AM UTC
This sounds like a set up
2020-03-25 at 1:35 AM UTC
the tools are the technicians responsibility. property, and are locked up, if the tech cares about them. they're also the least expensive assets on the facility. but some of our stock units are worth almost a quarter million dollars and i guess the fear is that there's increased risk of one being jacked or just destroyed out of spite by displaced persons. i don't actually believe it's necessary. he mentioned that he is also having some really high quality tilt pan zoom cameras installed, i'm guessing he wants me to drive around with the g-wagon and lights, go watch the cameras... wash rinse repeat.
my guess is that hiring any company to watch the stock at night would be much more expensive than just taking someone he knows and throwing him money to do the rounds. my bosses boss is not a nice man, but he is a successful businessman.
