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  1. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ahh. I knew I recognized you from somewhere. The porn industry pays quite handily. I don't blame you.

    You never saw me dear. I did the tech and some directing when the director went on coke runs lol

    All OFF camera. Thank God
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Imagine the confusion of aliens, wondering why all Earth females have big rubber cocks on their bedside tables?
  3. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Imagine the confusion of aliens, wondering why all Earth females have big rubber cocks on their bedside tables?

    No our brains are dildos. Did you miss this lecture yesterday. I'll send you notes lol
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ding ding ding. Corona update from Hollandistan, it's Friday afternoon and there is almost no traffic anywhere. Hardly any people in the shopping centers. Things are eerily calm. Nearly all stores have stopped accepting cash and they put up big ass plastic sheets between the customer areas and the clerk areas.

    I've built a bot to flood the forum with "SOPHIE IS KILL" in the event i don't manually reset it every night. When the front page is flushed with "Sophie is kill" i am either hospitalized, DEAD, BOTH, or i got high and forgot to reset the deadman switch.

    You're Welcome!
    ENJOY!
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    "Rice dick virus"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Ding ding ding. Corona update from Hollandistan, it's Friday afternoon and there is almost no traffic anywhere. Hardly any people in the shopping centers. Things are eerily calm. Nearly all stores have stopped accepting cash and they put up big ass plastic sheets between the customer areas and the clerk areas.

    I've built a bot to flood the forum with "SOPHIE IS KILL" in the event i don't manually reset it every night. When the front page is flushed with "Sophie is kill" i am either hospitalized, DEAD, BOTH, or i got high and forgot to reset the deadman switch.

    You're Welcome!
    ENJOY!

    Hey where is hollindistwn? Is it perhaps in HOLLIND lol
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    What about da coffee shops.
  8. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian What about da coffee shops.

    Maybe....The dingo ate your coffee shops
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    I hate China more. They're responsible for a big % of climate change, copyright fraud and now the rice dick virus.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Hey where is hollindistwn? Is it perhaps in HOLLIND lol

    I'm talking about The Netherlands of course. And IDK about the coffee shops Oct, i haven't smoked dat hydroponic chronic for a hot minute.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Can't believe we'll all be quarantined over Summer.
  12. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm talking about The Netherlands of course. And IDK about the coffee shops Oct, i haven't smoked dat hydroponic chronic for a hot minute.

    Awesome ok thank you.
  13. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Can't believe we'll all be quarantined over Summer.

    Octavious Thadius ...that's what I've been wanting to call you. Why you may ask?
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Octavious Thadius …that's what I've been wanting to call you. Why you may ask?

    Do tell.

    I like the name Thadius. Don't know where I've heard it.
  15. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Do tell.

    I like the name Thadius. Don't know where I've heard it.

    Oh I'm sorry. yeah I thought the open ended question solidifies my complete lack of any answer as to why...
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Oh I'm sorry. yeah I thought the open ended question solidifies my complete lack of any answer as to why…

    Ok then.
  17. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Ok then.

    Vaousthad for short. You sound like a gay comic book hero now. Ffs
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Vaousthad for short. You sound like a gay comic book hero now. Ffs

  19. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Right? I was feeling just that way. You are too cool to be a gay super hero. My son's friend's name is tristen ...I said when he was born his parents held him in the air like on lion king and decided his fate would be "gay male stripper" with a name like tristen what else could he do?


    His other friend I call derpty derp cuz he is a moron
  20. Is tristen a gay stripper?

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