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I have befriended 2 Canada geese, since im not suppposed to be talking to people...

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Befriend them till you’re hungry

    While everyone else is eating rats,you’ll have your own flock of tasty geese 👍🏻

    Genius

    I do the same with the deer,squirrels and feral kitties

    They are federally protected. I'm sure they are tasty but I'd have to be practically starving to kill and eat 1.
  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You got to admire any animal that isn't afraid of humans.
  3. #23
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OP hopefully you give your corona to the geese and they evolve to use it as a bio-weapon, and go around coofing on humans.
  4. #24
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung They are federally protected. I'm sure they are tasty but I'd have to be practically starving to kill and eat 1.

    I’m merely speaking of the apocalypse.
  5. #25
    Let them live and eat the eggs..it's a bit like the give a man a fish thing.
  6. #26
    DTE unthanked my post...life is over. Goodbye cruel world.
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    HTS highlight reel
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  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 I’m merely speaking of the apocalypse.

    I guess anything is fair game at that point, even u, archer. I bet i wud be very tasty, handsome.
  9. #29
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DTE unthanked my post…life is over. Goodbye cruel world.

    LMAO. Obviously it was in fury @ the content of this thread. 😂
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    Originally posted by DontTellEm LMAO. Obviously it was in fury @ the content of this thread. 😂

    Lets not let the world and the gonts within it ever come between us again.
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  11. #31
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I guess anything is fair game at that point, even u, archer. I bet i wud be very tasty, handsome.

    I’d fatten you up on some good corn feed first👍🏻
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DTE unthanked my post…life is over. Goodbye cruel world.

    you keep track of thanks ?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Archer513 I’d fatten you up on some good corn feed first👍🏻

    baby corn.
  14. #34
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Never pooped on the sidewalk. So No.

    I was walking my parents dog yesterday and she just stopped mid leg swing and pooped on this wankers driveway instead of going in the grass like usual
  15. #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting I was walking my parents dog yesterday and she just stopped mid leg swing and pooped on this wankers driveway instead of going in the grass like usual

    Trash individuals detected. Yunno
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A friend of geese is a friend indeed.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If only human friendship could be won for life with whole grain power bars.

    Who says it can't?
  18. #38
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Goose
    Moose

    Real creative CANADA
  19. #39
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you keep track of thanks ?

    I keep track of everything that is trackable.
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  20. #40
    Originally posted by frala Who says it can't?

    So cheap.
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