I have befriended 2 Canada geese, since im not suppposed to be talking to people...

1. 2020-03-18 at 12:13 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, they are named Tommy & Tammy, and they love whole grain power bars. They don't like pistachios, or tuna.
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2. 2020-03-18 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   Geese are assholes
3. 2020-03-18 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   They can be devils till you get to know them. But once they trust you they will be a reliable friend for life.
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4. 2020-03-18 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They can be devils till you get to know them. But once they trust you they will be a reliable friend for life.

   
   ^^^Bingo. Pops, u could not be more accurate, in my experience. Is there anything u don't know?
5. 2020-03-18 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Is there anything u don't know?

   
   I don't know seems the obvious answer.
6. 2020-03-18 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Have sex with them and repopulate the world with geemans.
   
   Sqaaaarrrk
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7. 2020-03-18 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lol
8. 2020-03-18 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If only human friendship could be won for life with whole grain power bars.
9. 2020-03-18 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If only human friendship could be won for life with whole grain power bars.

   
   They're very sweet and attentive if you are good to them. There is quite a lovely side of geese.
10. 2020-03-18 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung They're very sweet and attentive if you are good to them. There is quite a lovely side of geese.

    
    Sounds like how women used to be before the internet/social media came along.
11. 2020-03-18 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Geese are rude & disgusting. Unsure of ur fascination w them.
12. 2020-03-18 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Befriend them till you’re hungry
    
    While everyone else is eating rats,you’ll have your own flock of tasty geese 👍🏻
    
    Genius
    
    I do the same with the deer,squirrels and feral kitties
13. 2020-03-18 at 1:09 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Geese are rude & disgusting. Unsure of ur fascination w them.

    
    ur rude and disgusting. They don't like mean-spirited ppl, that's why they don't like you.🌹
14. 2020-03-18 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    because your a registered sex offender ?
    
    of the children kind ?
15. 2020-03-18 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung ur rude and disgusting. They don't like mean-spirited ppl, that's why they don't like you.🌹

    
    Ooooh they like me, spongebob. I just don't like them. They take their time crossing the road & shit all over the sidewalk. Enough:/
16. 2020-03-18 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    like you spend time on the sidewalk
17. 2020-03-18 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I have a dog ya dolt
18. 2020-03-18 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I have a dog ya dolt

    
    Dogs poop outside, also, but they're not disgusting, in your warped logic. Ur brain is defective, bitch. 🌹
19. 2020-03-18 at 1:25 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT like you spend time on the sidewalk

    
    The corner is a sidewalk
    
    
    *couldnt resist*
20. 2020-03-18 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Dogs poop outside, also, but they're not disgusting, in your warped logic. Ur brain is defective, bitch. 🌹

    
    Never pooped on the sidewalk. So No.