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Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-17 at 4:54 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 5:12 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 5:15 PM UTCWhy is my motherboard not fried? Its what I want for my birthday
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2020-03-17 at 5:16 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 5:18 PM UTCHi I'm gonna go with... biscuits and gravy and side of motherboard
How would you like your motherboard
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2020-03-17 at 5:24 PM UTCIt's not hard. You simply use the CMOS backdoor to enter the system at a very low level, change the voltages on the motherboard, and it fries itself.
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2020-03-17 at 6 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 6:16 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 7:05 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 7:07 PM UTCWhat really gets my goat about Captain Falcon is that he pretends to be offended by being called a Paki, when in reality, he actually revels in the attention. You know how they say even bad publicity is good publicity? Well, that's how this kid operates.
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2020-03-17 at 7:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL What really gets my goat about Captain Falcon is that he pretends to be offended by being called a Paki, when in reality, he actually revels in the attention. You know how they say even bad publicity is good publicity? Well, that's how this kid operates.
Uh, you've never once offended me. You are piss poor at everything you do. -
2020-03-17 at 8:24 PM UTC
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2020-03-17 at 10:19 PM UTC
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2020-03-18 at 12:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Oh, yeah? Well, you're chocolate-colored. How about that?
Chocolate is delicious
Earth is the mother of life.
Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.
But there is nothing white worth any value
White clouds do not bring rain
White skin burns easily
White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.
Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases. -
2020-03-18 at 4:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Chocolate is delicious
Earth is the mother of life.
Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.
But there is nothing white worth any value
White clouds do not bring rain
White skin burns easily
White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.
Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases.
I'll bet you are chocolate-colored as well. -
2020-03-18 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Chocolate is delicious
Earth is the mother of life.
Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.
But there is nothing white worth any value
White clouds do not bring rain
White skin burns easily
White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.
Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases.
Eggs though. -
2020-03-18 at 7:44 AM UTCI am assuming the op is mad because his moms balls won't rest on his chin
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2020-03-18 at 9:42 AM UTC
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2020-03-18 at 1:53 PM UTC"I just need a moment to rest my balls"
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2020-03-18 at 2:17 PM UTC