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Urinals with the balls rest too low

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Well you can certainly beat off the likes of me

    Fag.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Fag.

    You took the fifteen bucks
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why is my motherboard not fried? Its what I want for my birthday
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Why is my motherboard not fried? Its what I want for my birthday

    you have to fry it yourself they don't come cooked
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi I'm gonna go with... biscuits and gravy and side of motherboard

    How would you like your motherboard

    Scrambled
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's not hard. You simply use the CMOS backdoor to enter the system at a very low level, change the voltages on the motherboard, and it fries itself.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not hard. You simply use the CMOS backdoor to enter the system at a very low level, change the voltages on the motherboard, and it fries itself.

    Shut up faggot
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut up faggot

    Quiet, Mr. Paki.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, Mr. Paki.

    Shut up Canadian faggot
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What really gets my goat about Captain Falcon is that he pretends to be offended by being called a Paki, when in reality, he actually revels in the attention. You know how they say even bad publicity is good publicity? Well, that's how this kid operates.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What really gets my goat about Captain Falcon is that he pretends to be offended by being called a Paki, when in reality, he actually revels in the attention. You know how they say even bad publicity is good publicity? Well, that's how this kid operates.

    Uh, you've never once offended me. You are piss poor at everything you do.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Uh, you've never once offended me. You are piss poor at everything you do.

    Oh, yeah? Well, you're chocolate-colored. How about that?
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Oh, yeah? Well, you're chocolate-colored. How about that?

    Shut up faggot.
  14. Originally posted by -SpectraL Oh, yeah? Well, you're chocolate-colored. How about that?

    Chocolate is delicious

    Earth is the mother of life.

    Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.

    But there is nothing white worth any value

    White clouds do not bring rain

    White skin burns easily

    White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.

    Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Chocolate is delicious

    Earth is the mother of life.

    Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.

    But there is nothing white worth any value

    White clouds do not bring rain

    White skin burns easily

    White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.

    Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases.

    I'll bet you are chocolate-colored as well.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Chocolate is delicious

    Earth is the mother of life.

    Even shit is essential to the continuation of our planet.

    But there is nothing white worth any value

    White clouds do not bring rain

    White skin burns easily

    White in nature will 99/100 make you stand out and get you killed.

    Bird shit is white and bird shit isnt good for anything. It fertilizes no plant life, and does nothing but spread diseases.

    Eggs though.
  17. Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    I am assuming the op is mad because his moms balls won't rest on his chin
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Eggs though.

    Egg whites = egg transparents
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "I just need a moment to rest my balls"
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Eggs though.

    Eggs are BROWN

    We genetically engineered white eggs to be bigger and easier to crack
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