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  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You should have a done a rail off her tits and eaten her out
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  2. #22
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You should have a done a rail off her tits and eaten her out

    Funny you mention that .. she tried to get me to do a 3sum that night with sum nigga.. I’m like nah who is he? Lmao
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  3. #23
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian That's cause you're black.


    Thank you pretty eyez
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Why are they so irritable without weed, what causes that? I mean I was a massive dick when I smoked it full time in my teens and ran out, so this should be a rhetorical question.

    Just hearing my neighbors arguing, just as I would say would happen in a previous thread.

    Her: "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY LEFT! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ANY TOILET ROLL (Yes, she said that), I WAS SUPPOSE TO BUY A MOTHER'S DAY CARD.YOU'RE NOT RINGING FOR A 10 BAG!".

    God they are so pathetic, all unemployed stoners seem to share inherent traits it's almost textbook. Take the magical herb away from them and give it a day or two they will go insane. It's no different from any other drug habit. I like Candy 'n all but I think even she would go mad without. The way I see it is no different from drinking everyday, it's still A HABIT. Scron can't even go a job interview cause he's a fucking loser despite spewing a load of bull shit stories that make my soul CRINGE. Lucy needs to kick his broke dumbass out.

    I'm glad it was a phase. OK, so I had it every blue moon but still I wasn't some angry retard that smokes it habitually. At least with Cocaine I had amazing sex, met loads of different personalities/ customers/ girls. I couldn't have imagined doing that shit daily though fuck that.




    I like smoking weed but I don't do it all the time like I used to when I was a kid an I'm kinda glad for that to be honest. I think the last time I smoked was like 2-3 months ago. And I've done other drugs in the last couple of months, some weird wannabe xtc and some coke the day before with some xanax but never really bothered to deal with that guy again, not that he was bad just not driven like I used to be.

    Summer 2018 I did a lot of tek and h. I still drink but I've been trying to cut back on that. Really the only drugs I want to are like acid / shrooms, I'll do it and have a good time but I don't do them again for awhile. But to each their own.

    It's just with stoners that I don't like is for example this one guy I worked with back in october, he was a younger he was alright but you could tell smoked a lot like he'd come in and it was obvious he was high, he just looked dumb. I've drank at work plenty of times but I was never that fucked up and nobody ever said anything to me about it.

    There was one day on last halloween i went to my favorite pizza place for shots and slices with my neighbors before going to work.. because it was halloween... didn't want to just see everyone else having fun, but I was fucking hammered when I got to work and I went in and sat down for a while and then went outside and called the manager was like dude I'm fucking drunk as shit I won't do this today.. and he was like haaha alright bud.. just cally cindy or whoever and I went and partied with this chicken that night.

    I went back to work two days later and some older lady a good woman was like Doug is everything alright.. we were worried about you.. my boss was like Doug you have a lot of nerve to come back here and I just stared and he was like lol you're cool though..

    But anyways this guy at work would having to tell you he just smoked a bowl.. or how he smoked a joint front row at "the phish" concert.. I was like why do you keep calling them the phish.. its just "phish"

    JAM BANDS MAN

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  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There is nothing wrong with smoking a little bit of freebased cocaine you bourgeois normies

    i hear a lot of bad stories about the clacka but the few times I've done it was kinda like whatever.. the last time I smoked some was actually kinda funny, this gont was outside of the dollar store asking if I had a place and wanted to smoke and I had a couple valiums in my system and was like yeah sure, and I thought meant weed but it was crack and we just went back in forth on the pipe.

    I was eventually like alright bromo im drive you home and was like praying and shivering.. babbling about whatever.. and I eventually out of my place, we walk outside theres a cop with a shotgun... lurking around with ominous look.. and I was like whats going on.. and he just shook his head at me to stfu and kept lurking and there was these other cops on the other side of the building when we got in my car and we just drove off lol
  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    People just need to learn self control. I haven't done hard drugs all year. Will I do them again? Maybe. Maybe not.
  7. #27
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein Funny you mention that .. she tried to get me to do a 3sum that night with sum nigga.. I’m like nah who is he? Lmao

    You hang out with trash
    Ever heard you are who your friends are?
  8. #28
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya.. my best friend is trash for doing coke at a party ..Whatever you say boomer..
  9. #29
    Originally posted by CandyRein My best friend did coke in front of me at a party and they asked if I wanted some .. I said no thank you

    What are you a cop? Hit this motherfucker, G
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  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm pretty sure Ide kill all you motherfuckers ifn you take my weed away
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ya.. my best friend is trash for doing coke at a party ..Whatever you say boomer..

    you don't even know what boomer means, girl who wipes geriatric ass for a living
  12. #32
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Yup.. I’m doin a stop an frisk ;)
    Get on the car nigga!

    Lmao

    No but I thought about doing dispatch for them before.. it was a high random thought

    I could be like Halle berry in that movie where she was a dispatcher

    And got emotionally invested in a call
  13. #33
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you don't even know what boomer means, girl who wipes geriatric ass for a living


    *confused facial expression*

    So angry very wrong and random lol
  14. #34
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Kr0z didn’t like me having that conversation.. he had to jump in with a random insult .. so jelly acting
  15. #35
    Those dispatchers get paid like $10 an hour. It’s insane. Dunno why they do it
  16. #36
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Maybe they do it as a side gigg hopefully not to make a living .. but if it’s all they can find and they like helping people.. it’s not a bad gigg I wouldn’t think
  17. #37
    I know I couldn’t HAMDLE DAT. I would probably pull one of these:

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/911-call-arkansas-debbie-stevens-drowned
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  18. #38
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I remember that omg..I’d probably be too invested and dramatic

    “Where are you ma’am”?

    The closet?!

    “Is the indruder still in the house”?!

    But seriously.. jobs like that you gotta genuinely love the people the way you love yourself and those you know and love ..

    You gotta do that or not do it at all..
  19. #39
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OP will be sorry when they find out that weed kills corona.
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  20. #40
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Imagine.. a world.. just me.. Miley Cyrus.. Willie Nelson and Snoop

    A true utopian society... 🌈
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