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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby there was one time when I was 8 years old or maybe 9 and my cousins were staying over 2 girls and one of them came in my room that night and I was asleep naked under the covers and she started trying to pull the covers off of me and I was like "ooooh noooo! stop it! and my mom came in right as my cousin yanked them off pulling me butt naked on to the floor and started laughing and my mom told me to get dressed and never do that again or she will take me to a priest for my disgusting behavior.

    I had that happen too except my 2 cousins were guys and we just had hardcore smelly buttsex and nobody ever came in to stop us.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean!!

    I typed that wrong. It was girls. Lots of girls. And they were all really hot and not related to me!! Honest! You cant prove anything!!!
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean!!

    I typed that wrong. It was girls. Lots of girls. And they were all really hot and not related to me!! Honest! You cant prove anything!!!

    What did the room smell like? Butt and semen, or semen and baby wipes?
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ALL OF THE ABOVE!
  5. Originally posted by -SpectraL p.s Do foxes even eat grapes??

    We prefer blueberries
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  6. Originally posted by Octavian Cripple

    Nonce
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox We prefer blueberries

    Yeah but sometimes you do eat grapes.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but sometimes you do eat grapes.

    Yes
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Cripple

    He's a dogfucker
  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ORACLE He's a dogfucker

    And you're a dick licker
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    weed is a good in small doses but in high doses creates rampart stupidity. Smoking weed when you wake up makes you stupid and unproductive 80% of the time. Also muh scitzo amigos go crazy when they smoke too much but seem ok when they smoke hash.
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  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls i eat my own cocaine

    i eat ur granmums as n blody minge faget
  13. Originally posted by Sudo weed is a good in small doses but in high doses creates rampart stupidity.

    It doesn't create it, it just brings it out. If you aren't a retard in any capacity you will be totally normal on large dose weed. Like when I eat an edible I do math in my head randomly
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo weed is a good in small doses but in high doses creates rampart stupidity. Smoking weed when you wake up makes you stupid and unproductive 80% of the time. Also muh scitzo amigos go crazy when they smoke too much but seem ok when they smoke hash.

    I smoked weed this morning before running errands.. they got a truck at my local grocery store and I was there shopping as they refilled the empty shelves ...
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo weed is a good in small doses but in high doses creates rampart stupidity. Smoking weed when you wake up makes you stupid and unproductive 80% of the time. Also muh scitzo amigos go crazy when they smoke too much but seem ok when they smoke hash.



    Originally posted by cigreting i eat ur granmums as n blody minge faget


    i had 2 self kwarantine cuz i suked off ur grampa he such a faget
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It doesn't create it, it just brings it out. If you aren't a retard in any capacity you will be totally normal on large dose weed. Like when I eat an edible I do math in my head randomly

    you are an extremely unproductive person, scron, you're hardly a case study on the motivating power of marijuana.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have weed I can't smoke if I want to work that day,, I have other weed I can smoke before and during work that makes me more productive
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein I smoked weed this morning before running errands.. they got a truck at my local grocery store and I was there shopping as they refilled the empty shelves …

    What does smoking have anything to do with people stocking the shelves lmao
  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Anyways i dont smoke nearly as much as i used to. Its been a few months. But say i take a Vicodin have a couple brews and just smoke the rest of the night playing guitar and listening to music is pretty chill.

    Tho weird thing last spring when i was hanging with chzbgrz, since i almost rarely sleep. Shes be asleep early in the morning and wake up early. Id smoke a couple bowls and watch tv but get really bad anxiety where i used to not. But it only happened in the mornings
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive mostly worked in resteraunts and a lot of ppl smoke while working and ive done it plenty of times. But j dint enjoy it so i dont do it.

    I can have a couple drinks though or eat some vicodin and be more friendly/harder worker.

    But sometimes ive gone overboard. Where i would not take any bullshit. I worked at at trudys as a waiter my firdt at a different location and i was sloshed and i saw my friend and his sister/gf and i sat down with them for a second because i missed them and was shooting the shit for a second and some lady i dont even know thats a mgmt there was like whats your name? And i said robert rasigliano.. and she robert get up. And i just gVe her the ine secobd sign and she walked away. She later bitched me out saying i was being rude
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