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Urinals with the balls rest too low

  1. #81
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Mr PeePee Pants is getting pretty desperate
  2. #82
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Mr PeePee Pants is getting pretty desperate

    Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.
  3. #83
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.

    You won't and can't Mr PeePee Pants.

    Will Taggart is literally walking around with piss stained knees lmao
  4. #84
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Captain Falcon is of Pakistani descent, most probably a terrorist, currently residing somewhere within the great US of A.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by mmQ I pity the FOOL who doesn't bring his own attachable ball rest with him everywhere he goes.


    Imagine screwing that in tho oh my fuckmk
  6. #86
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Captain Falcon is of Pakistani descent, most probably a terrorist, currently residing somewhere within the great US of A.

    its funny how he tries to asssimilate by over western his white western masters way of life.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's not ""feet apart", otherwise the man depicted would be like 30 feet tall relatively.

    It's literally only enough room for balls to be placed on it.

    non.
  8. #88
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Captain Falcon is of Pakistani descent, most probably a terrorist, currently residing somewhere within the great US of A.

    Ok Mr PeePee Pants
  9. #89
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its funny how he tries to asssimilate by over western his white western masters way of life.

    I ain't assimilate shit chink. I am free and do as I please. Society is charmed by me and bends its will to me for I am the beta and the omega, ever correct and ever present. I am a demigod. I exist as a matter of destiny, and for the purpose of greatness, to be determined by me. God himself sends his will down in the form of me. I am the sceptre of fate, sent down from heaven to penetrate your ass. Bismillah, the world is my dominion.
  10. #90
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny non.

    Oui.
  11. #91
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Like when you piss up and attach it to the urinal surface with zero vertical kinetic energy, Van der Waals' attractive forces will keep them attached and then gravity will accelerate them down from zero, attached to the waal of the urinal. The additional energy required to get it off the wall doesn't exist. It's gonna just drain.


    It's literally a scientific fact of physics that chinamen cannot understand or grasp.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by ORACLE I ain't assimilate shit chink. I am free and do as I please. Society is charmed by me and bends its will to me for I am the beta and the omega, ever correct and ever present. I am a demigod. I exist as a matter of destiny, and for the purpose of greatness, to be determined by me. God himself sends his will down in the form of me. I am the sceptre of fate, sent down from heaven to penetrate your ass. Bismillah, the world is my dominion.

    you couldnt even liberate yourself from their oppressive yoke of toilet ethics.

    at least tell us you dont flush.

    do you flush like a good little bitch ?
  13. #93
    Originally posted by ORACLE Like when you piss up and attach it to the urinal surface with zero vertical kinetic energy, Van der Waals' attractive forces will keep them attached and then gravity will accelerate them down from zero, attached to the waal of the urinal. The additional energy required to get it off the wall doesn't exist. It's gonna just drain.


    It's literally a scientific fact of physics that chinamen cannot understand or grasp.

    peeing is not a ritual.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you couldnt even liberate yourself from their oppressive yoke of toilet ethics.

    at least tell us you dont flush.

    do you flush like a good little bitch ?

    oh yea. this is another great flaw in modern, western toilet design.

    toilets, public or private, are dirty. what retards thought it was a good idea to have to flush with hand instrad of foot ?

    why do i have to soil my hand pulling or pushing the flushing thing when i can just step on a lever to do just that ?

    fucking retards. which is why i dont flush public toilets after i used them like a cheap whore.
  15. #95
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Only terrorists use the word, bismillah.
  16. #96
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you couldnt even liberate yourself from their oppressive yoke of toilet ethics.

    at least tell us you dont flush.

    do you flush like a good little bitch ?

    ^ Filthy chink reveling in filth
  17. #97
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny peeing is not a ritual.

    Pissing is a human necessity. Not food necessity. Literally necessity of the system itself.
  18. #98
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oh yea. this is another great flaw in modern, western toilet design.

    toilets, public or private, are dirty. what retards thought it was a good idea to have to flush with hand instrad of foot ?

    why do i have to soil my hand pulling or pushing the flushing thing when i can just step on a lever to do just that ?

    fucking retards. which is why i dont flush public toilets after i used them like a cheap whore.

    Nice self reply faggot,.forget to log into your alt nigger?
  19. #99
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Only terrorists use the word, bismillah.

    Bismillah I will terrorise your anushole sphincter faggot
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE ^ Filthy chink reveling in filth

    And yet you are the one with a collection of pink and yellow and purple suicide vests. Go figure.
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