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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    OK, this whole fat ass models thing where they are all " sharing positivity" no bitch you're showing yourself to be the land whale you are and deleting negative comments. A 400lb woman in a sundress isn't cute, it's pretty disgusting
  2. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I'm talking bitches with arms bigger than my legs
  3. Also Lanny, how do i fix my laptop. It turns on but that's all it does, doesn't come up with the BIOS or whatever. Or is it fubar'd

    You have to remagnetize the HDD. Simply find the strongest magnet you have and run it seven times over your HDD IN ONE direction, that part is important.
  4. Sophie - the screen does work cos one time I got it working but like the dumbass I am I thought it fixed itself so I didn't bother backing up my pictures there and then. I don't think the screen is the problem, I can check later tho by trying to connect it to my TV via HDMI. What happened before it stopped working, I never used to turn it off properly, just unplugged it and let it run out of battery, which it normally did within a few minutes cos the battery is fucked. But before it stopped working, I unplugged it at night as usual and I noticed it took an unusually long time to turn off, like 45 mins+. Then the next day it didn't work.

    SCronaldo, I'll take your advice once I've confirmed it's fubar'd and want to destroy the HDD.
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sophie - the screen does work cos one time I got it working but like the dumbass I am I thought it fixed itself so I didn't bother backing up my pictures there and then. I don't think the screen is the problem, I can check later tho by trying to connect it to my TV via HDMI. What happened before it stopped working, I never used to turn it off properly, just unplugged it and let it run out of battery, which it normally did within a few minutes cos the battery is fucked. But before it stopped working, I unplugged it at night as usual and I noticed it took an unusually long time to turn off, like 45 mins+. Then the next day it didn't work.

    SCronaldo, I'll take your advice once I've confirmed it's fubar'd and want to destroy the HDD.

    I'm more of a software kind of guy, but anyway that being said does it display anything on the screen? Anything in particular or just black.
  7. Nah just black. It doesn't even beep or anything and I think it used to beep. They usually do? I've taken everything out and replaced it in case it was a loose connection with the ram or hdd or whatever. Tried it with and without the battery in. Nothing works.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nah just black. It doesn't even beep or anything and I think it used to beep. They usually do? I've taken everything out and replaced it in case it was a loose connection with the ram or hdd or whatever. Tried it with and without the battery in. Nothing works.

    Sounds pretty fubar'd to me. I'd love to help you troubleshoot the thing but it's a little hard to do from 10.000 miles away. You can try to connect it to your TV with the HDMI cable just to be sure. If you're going to throw it out. Take the drive out first, post pics of the drive and the connectors and i'll help you set it up so you can retrieve data from it.
  9. Just a standard laptop hdd connection I guess. I don't think it's really worth taking it to a repair place, for the price it'd cost to fix it it'd probably be better value to buy a new one. Not that I have the money for a new laptop. Or to get it repaired. When I connect it to the TV do i have to press any buttons to get it to go to HDMI mode?
  10. It's pretty crazy that's it's almost been 15 years since the US government knocked down the twin towers.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just a standard laptop hdd connection I guess. I don't think it's really worth taking it to a repair place, for the price it'd cost to fix it it'd probably be better value to buy a new one. Not that I have the money for a new laptop. Or to get it repaired. When I connect it to the TV do i have to press any buttons to get it to go to HDMI mode?

    It should just recognize you have a screen hooked up and display anything it is able to.
  12. Nah, nothing. Altho the HDMI did recognise something was connected to it. I think it's just fucked. RIP. I'll give it a viking funeral at some point
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nah, nothing. Altho the HDMI did recognise something was connected to it. I think it's just fucked. RIP. I'll give it a viking funeral at some point

    Save the drive, not all is lost.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    If you can't get to BIOS (or can't visually confirm) there are a lot of different hardware failures that could get you there, but they're all that: hardware failure scenarios. Generally at that point diagnosis is most costly than replacement. There's a good chance the hard drive is intact so save that but most laptops aren't built to be modular, unit failure means replacing the system unless it's some specific line someone cares about LTS for
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hey Lan you're a vegetarian. Have you ever had this stuff called seitan steak soyu. I went to a vegetarian restaurant for a family member's birtday and it was actually pretty good. It has the consistency of tofu but tastes more meat like imo.
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  17. Men should never eat soy if they are ever concerned about having children one day.. shit wreaks havok on your testosterone son.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Men should never eat soy if they are ever concerned about having children one day.. shit wreaks havok on your testosterone son.

    I prefer a regular steak, but since we were at a vegetarian restaurant i took the next best thing.
  19. Lanny yea I thought that was it, I've tried everything I can find about it online and nada. I might ask a repair shop how much it'd cost for them just to diagnose the problem, not fix it, but even if that's more than £20 it's not really worth it. I used to have an external hdd which was actually just a laptop hdd in a case with connector, but I can't find that. I also did back up all my pictures and shit on a USB stick but I've moved a couple times since then so I have no idea where it'll be. All those things will just have to remain as memories in my head. Sucks, I liked that laptop. Served me well for 5 years tho, wasn't a bad little thing
  20. ACAB Houston
    Is every post in this thread about Lanny now or what? Fix the goddamn site, man. I... uhhh.

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