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Urinals with the balls rest too low

  1. #1
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I hate those toilets where the whole thing is mounted for a midget, you have to half squat down to put your balls on it, just let me piss standing up, there are not many people that short...
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I thought you just slung your balls over your shoulder when you peed.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I thought you just slung your balls over your shoulder when you peed.

    Gross, I don't want it clapping against my ass while I pee
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  6. #6
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice

    Classic
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    Originally posted by ORACLE I hate those toilets where the whole thing is mounted for a midget, you have to half squat down to put your balls on it, just let me piss standing up, there are not many people that short…

    you filthy shitskín.

    there should be at least 3' between the tip of your penis and the urinal.

    i bet you enjoy all your little pee droplets blowing back and landing on your groin.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Solstice

    i keep having to struggle to keep my hands from coming into contact with either side of the blower.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i keep having to struggle to keep my hands from coming into contact with either side of the blower.

    In extensively used of this concept there develops a big puddle of blown off water.

    We have a generic model at work, it blows air that smells like shit/decay. Not good.
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country In extensively used of this concept there develops a big puddle of blown off water.

    We have a generic model at work, it blows air that smells like shit/decay. Not good.

    i have seen retards install this in between the hand basin and the trashcan.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have seen retards install this in between the hand basin and the trashcan.

    The one we have on the third floor is a generic one the at work blows air that smells like a fresh fart. Not at all good.
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The one we have on the third floor is a generic one the at work blows air that smells like a fresh fart. Not at all good.

    it could be worse if it blows into the trashcan.

    then it wont be just smells. it'll be the smells of trash and trash particulates.
  13. #13
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you filthy shitskín.

    there should be at least 3' between the tip of your penis and the urinal.

    i bet you enjoy all your little pee droplets blowing back and landing on your groin.

    Haha this chink doesn't even place his balls on the urinal while pissing
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I almost always place my balls on the scales before going over to the urinals to pee. The washer wipes remove at least 10 grams from my hands too. The problem is the people who don't even check into the system when they use the loo.
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    Originally posted by ORACLE Haha this chink doesn't even place his balls on the urinal while pissing

    no.

    but thanks for wipping my pees off with your balls.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    What do you say to the scales guy though?
  17. #17
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no.

    but thanks for wipping my pees off with your balls.

    That's why there's a ball rest you disgusting chink. Piss in the urinal. Not on it.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hate to break it to you, Paki kid, but that's not a "ball rest".
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hate to break it to you, Paki kid, but that's not a "ball rest".

    Hate to break it to you but you're a troglodyte who splashes piss on his pants
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    trog·lo·dyte
    /ˈträɡləˌdīt/

    noun
    (especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave.
    a hermit.
    a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
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