When did you last measure your penis?

1. 2020-03-08 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm an excellent and above-average driver.

   
   excellent AND above average? The walker doth protest too much methinks.
2. 2020-03-08 at 6:30 AM UTC

   #42
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Like a week ago. I needed a confidence boost. I was satisfied with my answer.
3. 2020-03-08 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #43
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   How I made my penis 9 inches long:
   
   

   Show spoiler
4. 2020-03-08 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I read that the other way around and was about to ask what weird ass world you live in? It's no coincidence that like 99% of the peans I've ever seen in porn are circumcised. The non ones really are gross. Sorry if you have one anyone but it's not appealing. Not that I think dicks are appealing… but….. yeah.
   
   Thanks.

   
   mutilated penises look like this.
   
   
   
   if you think this looks nice, then you have been conditioned.
5. 2020-03-08 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   imagine installing an OS that requires you to physically remove windows key from your keyboard.
6. 2020-03-08 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   VV has a sea worm penis confirmed.
7. 2020-03-08 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Babby sea werm
8. 2020-03-08 at 8 AM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   warrior penis
9. 2020-03-08 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sudo excellent AND above average? The walker doth protest too much methinks.

   
   That didn't scare me, kid.
10. 2020-03-08 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mutilated penises look like this.
    
    
    
    if you think this looks nice, then you have been conditioned.

    
    Keep crying because you have an ugly, uncircumcised penis.
11. 2020-03-08 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    H is for hood?
12. 2020-03-09 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL H is for hood?

    
    genius
13. 2020-03-09 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Sudo genius

    
    It could just as easily have been hippopotamus.