When did you last measure your penis?

1. 2020-03-05 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers LMAO what kind of retarded shit is penis inspection day?

   
   to ensure you had sharia-compliant foreskin removal.
2. 2020-03-05 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Simply because, if you're moldy, you're bound to have cooties as well.

   
   Oh. So there is an elixir for mold, lice, and cooties.
3. 2020-03-05 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh. So there is an elixir for mold, lice, and cooties.

   
   I’ve got an elixir for ya Mq. It might kill you tho, we use it to kill ALL bugs😁
4. 2020-03-05 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh. So there is an elixir for mold, lice, and cooties.

   
   A vinegar and bleach mixture.
5. 2020-03-05 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #25
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   If you domesticate the mold on your penis it'll eventually become dense enough to grow bonsai
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • Sudo
6. 2020-03-05 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers LMAO what kind of retarded shit is penis inspection day?

   
   It’s obviously fake
7. 2020-03-05 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox It’s obviously fake

   
   It's not fake. Back when I went to high school, all males had penis inspections done by a female nurse.
8. 2020-03-05 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #28
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   1988
9. 2020-03-05 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by ORACLE 1988

   
   '70's.
10. 2020-03-07 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to ensure you had sharia-compliant foreskin removal.

    That's good, uncircumcised penises look absolutely disgusting.
11. 2020-03-07 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers That's good, uncircumcised penises look absolutely disgusting.

    
    Like a sea worm.
12. 2020-03-07 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL '70's.

    
    Your IQ?
13. 2020-03-07 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Michael Myers That's good, uncircumcised penises look absolutely disgusting.

    
    I read that the other way around and was about to ask what weird ass world you live in? It's no coincidence that like 99% of the peans I've ever seen in porn are circumcised. The non ones really are gross. Sorry if you have one anyone but it's not appealing. Not that I think dicks are appealing... but..... yeah.
    
    Thanks.
14. 2020-03-07 at 10:41 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Your IQ?

    
    Last measured at 149.
15. 2020-03-07 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Last measured at 49.

    
    Believable
16. 2020-03-08 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Like a sea worm.

    
    That is an insult to sea worms.
17. 2020-03-08 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ I read that the other way around and was about to ask what weird ass world you live in? It's no coincidence that like 99% of the peans I've ever seen in porn are circumcised. The non ones really are gross. Sorry if you have one anyone but it's not appealing. Not that I think dicks are appealing… but….. yeah.
    
    Thanks.

    
    Agreed, those uncircumcised ones look really weird and disgusting. People will screech about "muh genital mutilation" and claim things about losing nerve endings, but, according to people who have had it done in their teens or adult years, they say there is no difference in sensitivity.
18. 2020-03-08 at 5 AM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Believable

    
    No, I'm serious. I'm a genuine genius.
19. 2020-03-08 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, I'm serious. I'm a genuine genius.

    
    No you are not. You can't even drive a car
20. 2020-03-08 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Sudo No you are not. You can't even drive a car

    
    I'm an excellent and above-average driver.