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When did you last measure your penis?

  1. #1
    Probably when I was like 16 or something
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Did you cheat and measure from the ballsack?
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Penis inspection day
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Penis inspection day

    Heard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
  6. #6
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you cheat and measure from the ballsack?

    From the anus, right? That's how you're supposed to do it?
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    I had penis inspections in high school, performed by a female swimming teacher. She would grab your waistband, pull it out, look down for a few seconds, then say you were good to go.
  8. #8
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I had penis inspections in high school, performed by a female swimming teacher. She would grab your waistband, pull it out, look down for a few seconds, then say you were good to go.

    post your yearbook photo
  9. #9
    larrylegend8383 African Astronaut
    Fun fact: Spectral's grandmother loved to teach extracurricular activities so much that she did it for free.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I had penis inspections in high school, performed by a female swimming teacher. She would grab your waistband, pull it out, look down for a few seconds, then say you were good to go.

    I used to always get boners during penis inspection day and all the girls in the line behind me would laugh and giggle as I walked by blushing with my tent pinched.
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pitched. Your tent was pitched.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pitched. Your tent was pitched.

    No. He meant pinched.
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What you do is say,"hey! look at that!" and point away, and then when they look, you slip past with your boner.
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