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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Polar bear. A 12-footer. Got a few scratches.
  2. #22
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    my animal urges
  3. #23
    CandyRein Black Hole
    For my right to party...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nonce This never happened, OP doesn't leave his house or socially interact.

    *faggot*

    nice alt
  5. #25
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jesus enriquez no one wants to hear about your petting zoo escapades and how badly you damaged that baby goats asshole after you seduced it with a hand full of popcorn.

    look at you all triggered and screaming in pain
  6. #26
    Yo Zanick just thanked my post. Where u at homey
  7. #27
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jesus enriquez me pointing and laughing at you


    this is the lowest form of communication. i don't even believe anyone on the internet when they say they're laughing. it's too convenient and i know realistically they're just blank staring at a screen.lowest form of communication is pretending to laughter.
  8. #28
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    yeah whatever faggot
  9. #29
    Originally posted by jesus enriquez 'unnatural sexual exploitation of an inanimate object'

    is there natural sexual exploitation of inanimated objects ?

    aldra
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah whatever faggot

    Ur avatar is super gay
  11. #31
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jesus enriquez that happened to me the last time i punched someone in the face. that was the last time i ever punched someone in the face.

    now the only time i punch someone is in the solar plexus. if id rather have a head shot i use my elbow or take them to the ground and use my knee. ive discovered an elbow, properly aimed and supported, is about ten times as effective as any punch.

    Hitting someone in the head with an elbo is likely to split them open. Not the best idea if you're worried about exchanging bodily fluids.
  12. #32
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur avatar is super gay

    my avatar is fucking sick
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Some rude bitch. She figured she could get away with slapping me, after being very annoying. I slapped her right back, she took a tumble and then called the police. Then some nigger wanted to fight me for slapping a hoe, i told him to come at me but he was too cowardly to throw the first punch. Then the police arrived and i explained why i had to slap the hoe. Told them to get the CCTV footage if they didn't believe she laid on hands first.

    There's your equality you fucking whore.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Hitting someone in the head with an elbo is likely to split them open. Not the best idea if you're worried about exchanging bodily fluids.

    Nailed an idiot right in the teeth one night years ago and ended up with a piece of his broken tooth embedded in my small knuckle. Then when it healed over, the infection started and my hand swelled up to twice its size. Had to dig it out with a knife and pour whisky in the cut for a few days and the swelling finally stopped. Now I never punch them straight in the mouth.
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    I fight myself

    plural fight club
  16. #36
    Did anyone say "The law and the law won" yet?

  17. #37
    ZIGGY Houston
    My massive cock last night
  18. #38
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did anyone say "The law and the law won" yet?


    what a stupid, shitty, badly written, badly played, badly recorded, bad idea for a song.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by snab_snib what a stupid, shitty, badly written, badly played, badly recorded, bad idea for a song.

    Sorry it's not Justin Bieber no.
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