2020-02-19 at 12:08 AM UTC
Lmao he has no point he just wanted me to feel like I did hard drugs smoking weed
2020-02-24 at 9:27 PM UTC
Quick Dad story:
:)
So my Dad kept the same radio station in his car my whole life
Up until I was about 16....
The station was... WNUA 95.5🎵
It played soft rock and smooth jazz.. the first time I ever felt feelings for a boy.. I told my dad lmao
We were in the car and they played a Prince song and I told my Dad that I liked him 😂
I remember my Dad saying “ Oh Lord” 🤣😋
But I’m off topic ...
One day we got in the car and the radio was playing authentic Mexican music
Like the real kind ...
And my dad goes flipping through the stations hella confused and ticked like wth
They took his station away .. the station I heard far back as my memory remembers
And that’s when he got a CD player in his car for his fav songs
But I’ll never forget that day lol
#DAD
2020-02-27 at 4:05 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Just like Michael Jackson, Prince, Corey Haim, Liberace, Christ Farley, Jack Cassidy....
Shit never ends. Our dead dads aren't that special.
2020-02-27 at 4:05 PM UTC
My dad’s one of those crazy prepper guys. Every once in a while I’ll get a text from him at like 2 in the morning and it’s a pic of some ruined city from like the movie I Am Legend or some shit and he just says “this is how I see the world son.... very soon”
And I’m like ok dad lol
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2020-02-27 at 4:06 PM UTC
He’s going nuts with this new virus out
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2020-02-27 at 4:12 PM UTC
It was fun watching my dad stock the basement with survival supplies and food before Y2K....
I remember an entire wall of tissues and food and everything you could think of lmao
Then 2000 came and nothing happened... 😋
2020-02-27 at 8:44 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Fox
How can your dad be 20 years younger than you dumbass??
Maybe he's his own Grandpa? Did you ever stop to consider that possibility?
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2020-02-27 at 8:49 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
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2020-02-27 at 9:12 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My dad is a musical ball of regret. I Love him more than I ever did right now and when I was a kid I would take every "wish" opportunity (shooting stars, birthday cake etc) to wish for him to go away.
Im a much better father than mine own. Im seeing my daughter at least every second weekend and only making a good impression on her meanwhile Im the sole father figure for another child who basically idolizes me. Probly have another kid soon idk fml didnt read
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2020-02-28 at 12:32 AM UTC
i put my stepfather in the hospital, i bit most of his ear off after putting him in a running grapevine and they had to stitch it back together. this is after he broke a stoli bottle over my head, too. wound up sleeping naked in the woods and make out with my gf's best friend after walking barefoot through the city. never drank 4loko again.
