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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ It's fine. I get it. The God I believe in would be disappointed that I never did any drugs outside of weed and alcohol out of the 36 years he gave me try them. He made then for me. Rebuked! To hell I go.

    you pray to sploo too?
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Everyone:: Try these drugs , you don’t know what you’re missing

    Me: Does hard drugs

    Everyone:: She crazy as hell even worse than before
    Ion wanna post with her
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Shrooms are a kind of shitty high. Best to go 4-way blotter.
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  5. i like cock Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Dregs Corey Haim

    Charlie bent me over in between two trailers and put Crisco oil on my butt and raped me in broad daylight.
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  6. Originally posted by CandyRein Everyone:: Try these drugs , you don’t know what you’re missing

    Me: Does hard drugs

    Everyone:: She crazy as hell even worse than before
    Ion wanna post with her

    Hard drugs

    For fucks sake you were gonna try shrooms

    Go home NOOB
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    How weird to bump this .. why lol so weird and stuck on me .. lmao
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "crisco oil on my butt"

    just splashing it around to set the mood for the perfect rape
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bump for Dad...❤️



    🎵

    I was boooorrrn!!!!
    By the rivahh!

    In a little tent....
    and oooohhh.. just like that riverrr..
    I’ve been runnin’ ...ever since...❤️🎵



    Gaghhh!! Now I wanna sing this song so bad..but I’ll wake up sleeping beauty ovah here lol...
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    My Dad, looked like Mr. Miyagi ..

    I actually have a story from my childhood about how much I thought my Dad looked Asian..he wasnt Asian tho..

    Imma roll up real quick.and tell it..❤️ It’s a cute lil flashback :)
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokes*

    So...when I was just a little starr..my Dad would come get me every weekend before he got custody of me with his wife...

    So I remember one Friday night before he came.. I was watching TGIF.. it was a string of programs that care on every Friday night.. like my fav show.. “Dinosaurs” and the baby would be like “ not the mama not the mama”!

    *tokes*

    So...

    Stay tuned for part 2
    I’m getting some wine.. :)
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    *sipps*
    So... :)
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    So I was watching one of those TGIF shows..and there was some kind of Kung fu fight happening .. and they were all going in a circle around this one guy hitting him with sticks ...

    And the one guy in the middle was just all in turmoil of course.. looking back as an adult I believe it was meant to be comedic..

    But me being the sensitive person I am.. especially when I was a kid omg I was extremely extremely sensitive...
    So I started frikn crying because I thought the guy in the middle looked like my Dad.. lmao

    I was really little so I’m sure that’s why I stared crying ..but I just felt like they were beating up my Dad.. and I was not feeling that ..😋


    I was a very imaginative child..😇
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein My Dad, looked like Mr. Miyagi ..

    I actually have a story from my childhood about how much I thought my Dad looked Asian..he wasnt Asian tho..

    Imma roll up real quick.and tell it..❤️ It’s a cute lil flashback :)

    like you know who he is lmao

  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    **cringe**
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ot

    ive spoken to my biological father in person twice in my life, once on the phone and once via letter.
  17. Originally posted by CandyRein My Dad, looked like Mr. Miyagi ..

    I actually have a story from my childhood about how much I thought my Dad looked Asian..he wasnt Asian tho..

    Imma roll up real quick.and tell it..❤️ It’s a cute lil flashback :)

    he probably was a chink thats why your so small.
  18. Originally posted by CASPER ot

    ive spoken to my biological father in person twice in my life, once on the phone and once via letter.

    Meanwhile this Mexican is here with a happy and healthy dad because Mexican dads dont abandon their families.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Meanwhile this Mexican is here with a happy and healthy dad because Mexican dads dont abandon their families.

    Didnt so much abandon the family as he was never a part of the family as he had a one night stand with a chick hed dated briefly in college.

    Yeah you guys are way up there on the list of intact families. I think mostly bc of the catholic church. The Mexican Space Agency keeps all the relevant population stats for the mexican mars mission wherein all the “day without a mexican” folks put their money where their mouth is and colonize the red planet which is then determined to be insensitive to native americans and is rebranded “the orbital body of indeterm8nate color”.

    i was trying to think of something witty and racist to say but im high and i still havent been to sleep so check back later
  20. Originally posted by CASPER Didnt so much abandon the family as he was never a part of the family as he had a one night stand with a chick hed dated briefly in college.

    Yeah you guys are way up there on the list of intact families. I think mostly bc of the catholic church. The Mexican Space Agency keeps all the relevant population stats for the mexican mars mission wherein all the “day without a mexican” folks put their money where their mouth is and colonize the red planet which is then determined to be insensitive to native americans and is rebranded “the orbital body of indeterm8nate color”.

    i was trying to think of something witty and racist to say but im high and i still havent been to sleep so check back later

    U need a dad bro? I got dads.
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