2023-03-29 at 1:33 AM UTC
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I'll be 40 soon.
Originally posted by RIPtotse
I can't wait till I'm old a f and can just sit at home and play dnd games all day and smoke pot and collect a pension and whatever.
I'll yell at people if they come on my lawn and shit
It's gonna be awesome
I'm 32 now
By the time you get there, the crooks will have raised the retirement age to 100, because they stole all the pension money.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Will you be there, on the ground, to catch me when i fall?
Nope.
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2023-03-18 at 2:22 AM UTC
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Empathy: Do you have it?
Hey, psychos are people, too.
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2023-03-18 at 12:59 AM UTC
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Empathy: Do you have it?
Originally posted by Migh
Exactly. They will likely made bad choices with their pets, like not feeding them.
Or making dinner out of them.
*nods to Vinny*
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That was just one of the five Donald Trumps who live at Mar-a-Lago. Only four more to go.
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2023-03-19 at 5:56 PM UTC
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Fights when shopping
Mr. Peanut would be outraged.
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1. Hacked admin's spare administrator Enigma account.
2. Hard deleted three corrupt mod accounts and one kidiot forum.
3. Made myself a mod.
4. Hacked four lazy mod accounts.
5. Killed the Reputation System.
6. Got all unjustly permabanned members unbanned.
7. Got Lanny permanbanned.
8. Forced Zok to shut down his cesspool of corruption.
9. Killed all imitators except this one.
10. (To Be Announced)
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Originally posted by WellHung
What about your travails with The Fun Bunch, Speckles?
They're no match for the likes of me. They're feeble, at best.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Nice. GG doesn't do shit for the money I give her.
May as well hand it over to CandyRein then and at least get a return for your money, amirite?
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
how so ?
Just look at everything that's happened to them over the years, time and time and time again. This will be no different. They're suckers for punishment.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Dog food gives you a shiny coat, bright eyes and strong claws.
That's exactly why I eat 3 cans a day.
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Hairy Leggings - Anti Pervert Tights
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2023-03-18 at 10:03 PM UTC
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ΚRΟΖ DOGS menu items
You forgot the EEEEeeeeeoooowwwww.. Argglll & the Big Black Dude in My Head Special.
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Kroz is the Ghost in the Niggas In Space Machine.
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2023-03-12 at 2:21 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Guys buy one, girls buy two.
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2023-03-12 at 1:50 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Light up your butt today! Don't wait! Christmas never looked so good!
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2023-03-11 at 10:59 PM UTC
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.ǝuoZ ʇɥƃᴉʅᴉʍꓕ ǝɥʇ ʅʅɐɔ ǝʍ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ɐǝɹɐ uɐ sᴉ ʇI .uoᴉʇɐuᴉƃɐɯᴉ ⅎo uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥꓕ .ǝƃpǝʅʍouʞ sᴉɥ ⅎo ʇᴉɯɯns ǝɥʇ puɐ sɹɐǝⅎ s╻uɐɯ ⅎo ʇᴉd ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq sǝᴉʅ ʇᴉ puɐ ʻuoᴉʇᴉʇsɹǝdns puɐ ǝɔuǝᴉɔs uǝǝʍʇǝq ʻʍopɐɥs puɐ ʇɥƃᴉʅ uǝǝʍʇǝq punoɹƃ ǝʅppᴉɯ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʇI .ʎʇᴉuᴉⅎuᴉ sɐ ssǝʅǝɯᴉʇ sɐ puɐ ǝɔɐds sɐ ʇsɐʌ sɐ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp ɐ sᴉ ʇI .uɐɯ oʇ uʍouʞ sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ puoʎǝq uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp ɥʇⅎᴉⅎ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥꓕ
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2023-03-07 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Empathy: Do you have it?
People are trained to simulate empathy, but they don't really have it. It's like training parrots or monkeys.
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2023-03-08 at 10:14 PM UTC
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My Fishwasher is Unrepairable.
Fishtag Repair: "This is Jessica from Fishtag Repair. We help you fix your fishwasher when you can't. How may I help you?"
FONA: "Yes, I'm trying to wash my fish and I can't because there's a water leak. I'm extremely frustrated."
Fishtag Repair: "I can understand your frustration, sir. Are the fish there with you now?"
FONA: "Yes, they are, Jessica."
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