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2024-05-04 at 3:40 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession"My son, if you have put up security for your neighbor, if you have given your handshake to a stranger, if you have been ensnared by your promise, caught by the words of your mouth, do this, my son, and free yourself, for you have fallen into the hand of your neighbor: go and humble yourself and urgently plead with your neighbor. Do not allow your eyes to sleep, nor your eyelids to slumber. Free yourself like a gazelle from the hunter’s hand, like a bird from the hand of the birdcatcher. Go to the ant, you lazy one; observe its ways and become wise. Although it has no commander, officer, or ruler, it prepares its food in the summer, and it gathers its food supplies in the harvest. How long, you lazy one, will you lie there? When will you rise up from your sleep? A little sleep, a little slumbering, a little folding of the hands to rest, and your poverty will come like a bandit, and your want like an armed man. A useless and wicked man walks about with crooked speech; he winks with his eye, signals with his foot, and motions with his fingers. With a perverted heart, he is always scheming evil and spreading contentions. Therefore, his disaster will come suddenly; in a moment he will be broken beyond healing. There are six things that Jehovah hates; yes, seven things that he detests: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart plotting wicked schemes, and feet that run quickly to evil, a false witness who lies with every breath, and anyone sowing contentions among brothers. Observe, my son, the commandment of your father, and do not forsake the instruction of your mother. Always bind them around your heart; tie them about your neck. When you walk about, it will lead you; when you lie down, it will stand guard over you; and when you awaken, it will speak to you. For the commandment is a lamp, and the law is a light, and the reproofs of discipline are the way to life."
- Wise King Solomon (Proverbs, chapter 6)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-04 at 3:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI remember this one Chinese food restaurant was reported to be buying cats, so I went over there and knocked on the back door in the alley and the Chinese cook came to the door. The conversation went like this:
"I heard you're buying cats."
"Yoo got da cat?"
"I asked if you're buying cats."
"Sure. I give yoo figh dolla for da cat.. yoo got da cat?"
"No I don't have the cat, but I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp if you keep doing what you're doing."
"Okay, I not do it."
"You better not, or I'll be back."
*Chinaman gently pulls door closed and locks it*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-04 at 2:57 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentVinny "likes" cats. In fact, he eats them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-25 at 4:51 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-24 at 5:43 PM UTC in INFINITYSHOCK'S RELENTLESS NIGGER GIF BARRAGE EVENTUALLY FINDS CANDYREIN WHILE SHE'S IN A BAD MOOD...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-24 at 5:27 PM UTC in INFINITYSHOCK'S RELENTLESS NIGGER GIF BARRAGE EVENTUALLY FINDS CANDYREIN WHILE SHE'S IN A BAD MOOD...Alright. The cats are now eating crumbs under the table.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-24 at 12:23 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬grumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-24 at 1:14 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬trumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-23 at 5 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment"I'll take 'How Does One Become Michael Jackson?' for two hundred, Alex."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-16 at 11:31 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2024-04-18 at 7:49 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2024-04-20 at 12:11 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-04-19 at 4:15 AM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-19 at 4:19 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Human Top Speed: 27mph
Crocodile Top Speed: 28mphThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-04-17 at 4:02 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Spamming too much can make you go blind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-17 at 3:27 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Spam isn't all it's cracked up to be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-15 at 7:19 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬*this thread is now about spam attacks*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-15 at 5:51 PM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionHere I sit, brokenhearted
Paid my dime and only farted
Yesterday, I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit my pantsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-04-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-04-13 at 9:28 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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