2023-12-14 at 3:24 AM UTC
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I'm DTF
Derp.. something.. something.. derp.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I should be unbanned on january 1st but its january 9th for some reason
I hope to have the BBS up and running before christmas
Can't wait until you're unbanned so you can post again.
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2023-12-10 at 5:16 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
4”11 5”5 in heels
9'2" in stilts?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Swerving that stalker …getting ready to head home soon ❤️
Like just missing that deer in the headlights at high speed.
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2023-12-10 at 3:17 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
The last day of this year will be 123123.
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2023-12-07 at 11:22 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
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2023-12-07 at 2:47 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
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2023-12-07 at 12:32 AM UTC
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2023-12-06 at 10:37 PM UTC
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More Crazies Blowing Shit Up
ARLINGTON, Va. – At approximately 4:45 p.m. on December 4, the Arlington County Police Department was dispatched to the 800 block of N. Burlington Street for the report of possible shots heard. The preliminary investigation indicated a suspect discharged a flare gun approximately 30 – 40 times from inside his residence into the surrounding neighborhood. No property damage or injuries were reported related to the discharge of the flare gun.
During the course of the investigation, officers obtained a search warrant for the suspect’s residence and attempted to make contact with the suspect over the telephone and through loudspeakers. The suspect did not respond and remained barricaded inside the residence. As officers were attempting to execute the search warrant, the suspect discharged several rounds, from what is believed to be a firearm, inside the home. Subsequently, at approximately 8:25 p.m., an explosion occurred at the residence.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you would have needed an extra one to take out its girlfriend beta-orbiting white knight. the one with the beard
I hope there's a civil war soon and it's open game on these Marxist scum. I'll take out hundreds of them just myself.
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2023-12-05 at 7:55 PM UTC
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What happened to Warweed?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
jeff turning off the BBS was basically the begining of the end I think what 99% of totseans grew up knowing is a shadow of what was formerly a great culture
it was his greatest mistake. Lets imagine a world where the BBS never got turned off
THE YEAR IS 2001
WE BUILT THIS CITY oh man I just got home from school time to logonto totse.net where all the old heads are talking about their BBS man I gotta log onto that one day
FAST FORWARD THE YEAR IS 2007 totse is still in decline
FAST FORWARD the year is 2012 and zoklet.org has the rights to the TOTSE BBS and decides to keep it online this causes zoklet to NEVER GO DOWN and in fact jeff hunter becomes a moderator, all the old totse people come and join zoklet IT BECOMES TOO STRONG
without groups like Lanny or Idio or Arnox being able to splinter the userbase and whittle it down there is an influx in females, people getting their friends to join. THe ice bucket challenge isn't the end of totse memes it becomes the start of a global cultural revolution
web blockers at schools all cry for TOTSE to be blocked but it's no use because all the kids are epic hackers now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE ON THE INTERNET flyers are printed and handed out to all schools, parents install child locks in ipads but its no use. When bitcoin comes out all the best people in the world learn about it and all become the richest, instead of joining banks and becoming venture capitalist crypto scammers instead they use the technology as it was intended and become their own banks
FAST FORWARD 2020
Because of the loss of banking power, the technological literance of adults and young teens and the altering of the timelines, covid does not happen, 2020 brings prosperity, not war, global peace is starting to be whispered about, but not until some rich bitcoin baron totsean unlocks the secrets of the atomic bomb and launches it into the moon, blowing it into little pieces of dust, the world is left to wonder if this is better, could we have stopped it????
and then you shrug and order another child sex robot from the space anarchy factory because you live in the future. KNOCK KNOCK oh its a bugman working for amazon at the door with my pound of space cocaine and the year is 2024.
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2023-12-05 at 5:50 AM UTC
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What happened to Warweed?
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
How long have you been around man
I've been around since Day 1 of Totse, 1989. I'm actually even way before that, as one of the last surviving phreakers of that era.
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2023-12-05 at 5:45 AM UTC
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What happened to Warweed?
Remember when MandatorySuicide went crazy and started banning everybody and locking all the threads then finally said he had FBI connections he was going to bring in? All over confessing in #totse that he spread peanut butter on his genitals and let his dog lick it off. Then he got demodded and banned from the site by Jeff himself. Good times...
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Originally posted by infinityshock
I'm getting the impression this is a Tom and Jerry cartoon
With a guest appearance by Slowpoke Rodriguez.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
theres nothing wrong with any of these.
Errr.. how many goats do you "know" (in the biblical sense).
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2023-12-04 at 8:15 PM UTC
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What happened to Warweed?
I remember that time Totse pranked Bill Keller on his live prayer telephone show, then Keller threatened to sue Totse and have us shut down by the cops, so warweed came in and saved the day by negotiating a truce between Totse and Keller, with Totse promising not to prank his show if he gave Totse a few shoutouts on his show.
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2023-12-02 at 5:38 PM UTC
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bringing &TOTSE BBS back
This thread is now about being banned but still building an empire.
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2023-11-30 at 2:18 AM UTC
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26 hour Warning.
Just took out a huge life insurance policy on myself. Can't wait to collect.
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2023-12-02 at 1:38 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
An alcoholic pedo would make nothing but good target practice for the police….
Or good shark bait.
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