Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
In days of old when Knights were bold And lavatories weren't invented They'd do their load in the middle of the road and go on their way contented
…as me old mum used to sing to me at bedtime.
And that was before they even figured out how to invent toilet paper. That's why they all walked kind of stiff-legged. Dried shit caked up their ass cracks. Once toilet paper arrived, they walked around like they were gliding on air. Took only 5 minutes to get the store, instead of the usual 20.
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In the '70's, the clowns insisted we were all going to die in 20 years from global cooling. In the '90's, the clowns insisted we were all going to die in 20 years from global warming. In the '00's, the clowns insisted we were all going to die in 20 years from climate change.
In the '20's, the clowns demand respect and credibility.
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If you got run over by a garbage truck and they used their bogus PCR test on you (which has just been banned by the FDA, by the way) you'd have died of Covid for sure. Also, the common flu was apparently eradicated in 2020.
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I want to reach out and touch the sky I want to touch the sun, but I don't need to fly I'm gonna climb up every mountain of the moon And find the dish that ran away with the spoon
I've crossed the oceans, turned every bend I found the plastic at the gold at rainbow's end I've been through magic and through life's reality I've lived a thousand years and it never bothered me
Got no religion, don't need no friends Got all I want and I don't need to pretend Don't try to reach me, 'cause I'll tear up your mind I've seen the future and I've left it behind
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
i could have had that done a week ago just give me a gram of meth and a tank of gasoline there will be no items left after a few hours NO FURNITURE NO DUST NO BUGS NO RUG just a bare bones house
Like a giant human vacuum.
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Remember... these are the exact same clowns who spewed RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA!!! every waking minute of the day for four years, non-stop, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, until Mueller and his 17 angry Democrats finally admitted it was complete bullshit. That's the kind of people you are actually dealing with here. Chronic liars, who will say ANYTHING to get what they want.
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First he denied there even was a virus and called everyone racists, while defending the Chinese Communist Military. Then he had to admit the virus was real, but then said wearing a mask was silly and useless. Then he popped up to say masks were required and admitted he lied previously. Then he said once the majority was vaccinated, the social distancing and masks and lockdowns would be unnecessary, and now he's flip flopped once again to say all the measures are still required, even if you're vaccinated. Then he lied and said he never funded any gain of research, but the evidence proves otherwise. He's a clown. A chronic liar. And he needs to be prosecuted for the great harm he's done to the country.
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