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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 BROKEN RECORD.

    That's the first time I've mentioned anything like that, maybe the second in a year or two.

    Broken record, coming from you, is rich. Just rich.

    *WALL OF COPY PASTA NOBODY READS*
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    TRUMP WON, we are proving it in every state , decertification is eminent
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    So I off and on work in the CBD industry, Wisconsin is still a non medical state, so one of the farmers asked me if I wanted to help do logging to clear out guys marsh on Monday morning, so like imo if my friend asks me to help for 1 day I dont expect money or pay or anything other than good Friendship.

    He is like 40 and his other 2 guys were not good at cutting , moving on, then that spot gets cleared

    Anyway I've done a lot of logging up north for veneer, post, and heating.

    They haven't, i think they all are kinda rich.

    So i get really drunk and do a lot of work.

    My friends happy the bog is clean. Gives me 2 Oz of David banner that's trimmed terribly. That's really good tbh for 7 or 8 hours.

    He calls me and asks if i wanna do the stream and keep clearing to reduce the bog flooding by building brush berms and allowing the stream to flow into the resivor pond. I'm Like that's a lot more than a day. He asked what I'd want as pay and I said 15. cuz I was drunk and the gas station was gonna do 16 and that's what I figure I'm worth as an employee and he said ok

    I went back and him and the other guy and I cut and 5 hours hours and I was cutting 12 foot of cedar and it started tipping from the base which i guess was rotted and in reflex I put my left hand up right keeping the chain saw

    And when my left palm hit it my elbow smashes into my bottom most left rib and I just felt like a crunch and my head flew forward and hit the tree but my bent hand, head and shoulder rolled it left and when the tree went down it landed on other creek brush so the chainsaw was fine, and then I slowly picked up sticks and thought how stupid and worthless i was to throw away another job opportunity and really shifting on myself for being a fuck up.

    Then I said a prayer and drank more steel reserve and dragged wood cuz it hurt to bend, until the boss came for me and said he was surprised how much had been cleared

    Google said it was a rib injury and regardless of sprang, fracture, or break there's no treatment and just time.



    Tldr
    So I spent 15 hours over the last two days cutting wood and pulling brush for my new job with a fractured rib i got on the second day but I was by myself and no one saw by the time i was back cutting. I didn't drink anything cuz Im scared ill fuck it up worse and not feel it, I've never had an injury where it hurts to cough or lay down. I made 320$ and two ounces of nugs for 4 days of work.

    And now it only hurts if I cough, lay horizontally and to start the chainsaw. I didn't tell my mom I got hurt so she's all wondering why I haven't had a beer in over a day
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Right on cue. I always thought I was good at deflecting but I have now met the MASTER.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson STL is never going to admit his boy is a fucking retard.

    Sad but true. The funny part is that you know that deep down, even stL knows it's true, despite his unwillingness to admit it. So behind every single post he makes, this small part of him has to hold in that shame. It absolutely eats him up inside because he can't do anything about it now that he's dug himself in so deep.

    Yes, he would still prefer Biden because 'never Trump' but that's as far as his reasoning goes. I've asked him multiple times to expound on actual reasons he supports Biden or approves of what he's doing, without mentioning Trump, and he is unable. It tells you everything you need to know.

    He will ignore this too, or just once again double down on his stupidity. I guarantee it.
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  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    Fucking loser democrats, always claiming the opposite if shit goes wrong. Scum of the earth
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 Newsweek
    Unvaccinated Man Almost Killed by COVID Regrets Not Getting Shots: 'I Was Terribly Wrong'
    Aristos Georgiou

    they should run stories like this, except of people who got deathly ill even after 'vaccination

    Vaccinated Man Almost Killed by COVID Regrets Getting Shots: 'Why Did I Bother'
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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Of course it existed, the jedis already had it drafted. How else do you think some massive big document appeared a couple of days after 9/11? This was literally known by the internet at the time. I remember the discussion on usenet groups like mensa.talk.misc.The internet was much smaller at the time, but almost completely uncensored.

    they had covid planned for years while developing it and the vax at the same time,, follow the money.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/russia/548394-bloomberg-russia-invades-ukraine/

    Bloomberg News agency published a headline that read, ‘Live: Russia invades Ukraine’. It went up on its homepage around midnight Moscow time and stayed there for nearly half an hour, before it was removed and an apology for the mistake issued.

    they want it bad
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.

    I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.

    When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have sucked the water out. No excuses, please.

    Or I can just buy some chewy watermelon candies. Or gum. They used to have this big gumball HUB at our main mall that had watermelon gumballs that looked like actual watermelons from the outside. I'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about. Those were a good time. Stuffing a handful inside your mouth and just making a big ole GLOB that you could hardly chew.

    Bubblicious made good watermelon gum too, we used to buy the 5 packs from the gas station when we was kidz and eat the whole pack at once. They had a competition on WILD AND CRAZY KIDS on Nickelodeon where the two teams each had to chew up as much gum as they could in a certain period of time and then make a big pile and try to have it weigh the most. Needless to say I was quite jelly of those kids.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Reminder that a child dies in Yemen every 75 seconds from the naval blockade and bombs by the UAE and KSA provided to them by North American companies. Biden has at least 3 million in campaign donations from these profiteers of the war.

    1. My favourite way to characterise this 'war' is by describing one of KSA's first major operations:

    They used airstrikes to destroy the cranes at the Hodeida port, stopping ships from being loaded or unloaded there (Hodeida is the country's only major port, so this essentially created a famine and medicine shortage leading to cholera outbreaks).
    They then blockaded the port so that new cranes or equipment to repair them could not be brought in.
    They then petitioned the UN to grant them administrative control over the port because 'the Yemenis could not keep it functional which resulted in a famine and medical catastrophe'.
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  14. Originally posted by Donald Trump They'll try. They told us the vaccines were 100% effective and have never apologised for that, they have no shame.

    the masks and face shields protected them from shame.
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  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Feeling pretty good.
    About to take a physical for a job that would start me out at over $61k a year.
    Wish me luck.
    Love you guys.

    -Fona
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa This bitch dumb as fuck, I'm sorry, but she has 0 sense, man she probably has (maybe possibly literally) 1 synapse her whole mind. She literally probably survives thinking about only that shes white. No skill, no additional qualifiable traits

    She's got a darwin lined up for sure. She probably has to brainstorm how to breathe every moment she's live. I should shit in a skillet and show you how the inside of her skull look. This bitch a skunk. Being from ireland i wouldn't doubt she smells like actual shit, like a house made of peat shit

    This bitch is shittingly repugnant

    Don’t ever darken my inbox again
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my dad married a girl two years younger than I am when I was 20, she stold my dad and then made sure to make his life hell anytime I was around, I'm sure the pussy was good but I didn't go easy on her for being a cunt and that kinda put a big divide between dad and I.

    he was a dick anyway,, itl bee nice getting moneys not intended for me from him.
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  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just remember TRUMP won, JOE CHEATED, TRUMP is a TRUE LOVER OF AMERICA< joe loves china, fraud and illegals
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  19. Originally posted by aldra wouldn't be surprised, that's going to be a hard sell though

    They'll try. They told us the vaccines were 100% effective and have never apologised for that, they have no shame.
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein One day my dad was on the back patio looking at his garden through the window..it was in the middle of winter

    He called me back there and said
    “ Look” and In the middle of the snow filled garden there was one single rose there.. and it was so beautiful..
    He said “can you believe that” ?!

    And we just stood there not saying a word ..dad and daughter looking .. marveling at this beautiful rose growing in a bed of cold and snow..

    I’ll never ever ever forget that moment we shared

    And I use that moment in my mind to show myself that beautiful things are still possible and able to flourish even in a cold cold world .. a rose can still grow in a bed of ice

    💗

    Papa
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